RPG Adventure thing

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You are in a town, dictated by a king with an iron fist. Several people are tired of poverty and hunger that seems to thrive in the lower sections. In a local tavern, you see a group of people talking about starting a rebellion.

BangBronze

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Sakura

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Wistuffly(LVL 2)

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antonm1107(LVL 2)

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Headphone

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NOTICE:

When/If you get/make a fort, you automatically restore your health points and you can go on imaginary adventures that will give you very real items.

After ignoring Sakura's apology, I go off to the tavern (again) and try to get some drinks.
And of course, I see a fairy.
A friggin' fairy.
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THOSE THINGS EXISTED!!!
SO I promptly ignore it and ask if they've got anything that can cure a hangover.

I shrug and walk around the marketplace seeing if they sold anything useful.

Wistuffly

You kill the Slitherhen, and level-up.

Headphone

They DO in-fact, sell milk in very precise amounts. For a cup, it's 5 gold. Buy it?

Anton

You ask the bartender, then get promptly smacked in the face. HOW WOULD YOU CURE A HANGOVER IN A PLACE WHERE THEY SELL THE STUFF THAT CAUSES HANGOVERS.

Sakura

The marketplace is closed at 2 in the morning!

HEY! Water does help with hangovers, as does milk. I think. Maybe. Who knows? Hell, I'll just ask for milk.
Wait, I was smacked in the face? Ah, I won't start a fight; I don't want to get kicked out of the place.

CUE VICTORY MUSIC

I kinda feel bad about killing the thing. I mean, it didn't really do anything wrong to me. But, if that's how I Level, then it is what must be done. I dig a grave for the poor thing, and cover him up. If there are some flowers around I put them on the grave.

I continue searching the forest for anything interesting/something I can get EXP from.

I look out the window of my fort and see Wist. Wait, why is he holding a stale baguette with jerky in it? I jump down and ask him what he's doing here.

Anton

You purchase a cup of milk for 5 gold. Your hangover is mostly cured, but you're still a bit dizzy.

Wistuffly

You don't find anything, but you do see an elvish girl next to you.

I buy the milk and try my best not to notice the man trying not to notice me. I hate it when people are surprised to see fairies about, it makes me feel kinda uncomfortable.

"Oh, hey there. I'm just mucking about in the forest, trying to level up and such. What brings you here to the Forest?"

((Anyone else think this RPG deserves a better name than "RPG Adventure thing"? I suggest "An Illogical RPG".))

I frown and go to the forest to level up.

... You go to the forest to level up. Who in their right mind would go to a forest to level up in real life? If you wanna train, you train in a sparring area.
Blegh, off topic. My post, right, right.
I look at the fairy and say "Jesus Tapdancing Christ, are you a fairy? I mean, I didn't even know you guys existed, let alone came to taverns like this. So, what, can you use magic or anything?"

I turn to the other guy. "Yup, I'm a fairy alright. We exist, we're just not that common. As for magic, I know a little. That's why I'm here: I do small, easy magic tricks for a bit of gold."

"Ummm... The answer to that question would lead to stalkerish actions."

" ... Uhuh. Well, uh, do you know of any good hunting spots? Preferably with a bit weaker prey than those blasted Slitherhens?"

"Ahhhhhh, no. Sadly, elves don't eat meat. We're vegetarians." I wrinkle my nose in disgust of the jerky. So I take the meat (Logic, you forgot about that.) out of my backpack and show it to Wist. "5 gold coins for this. That a good price?"