RPG Adventure thing

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You are in a town, dictated by a king with an iron fist. Several people are tired of poverty and hunger that seems to thrive in the lower sections. In a local tavern, you see a group of people talking about starting a rebellion.

BangBronze

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Sakura

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Wistuffly(LVL 2)

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antonm1107(LVL 2)

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Headphone

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NOTICE:

When/If you get/make a fort, you automatically restore your health points and you can go on imaginary adventures that will give you very real items.

((I'm going to assume my post was cannon.))

Walk through forest until I reach the other side, or something of interest happens.

I do the sensible thing and not even care about the rebellion for now, hating romance novels. So I sell the romance novel, and then buy Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. In hard cover. Now I'm Happy! :D (BTW I dont drink....makes me wonder why I was in the tavern in the first place....hmmm)

I GET PUNCHED IN THE FACE? WHO THE HELL DOES HE THINK HE IS?!!!
I SMASH A GLASS BOTTLE I'M HOLDING ONTO THE NEARBY TABLE...
Before promptly puking on my assailant.

Sakura

Your new book doesn't have the same sadness effect on enemies, but it does do more damage.

Anton

The man walks home, vomit-sodden. He looks very sad he messed with you.

Anton gained a level! (Check character to see stats.)

I think I've had enough to drink - in fact, I swear to god I heard a "LEVEL UP" sound somewhere, and that can't be a good sign. So, after paying my tab and not letting go of the bottle, I triumphantly walk home whilst leaning against a wall, mumbling incoherently about leveling up and stuff.

You are now at your house; what will you do?

Logic, how am I drunk? I'm a ghost, for crying out loud.

I walk home.

bangbronze wrote:

Logic, how am I drunk? I'm a ghost, for crying out loud.

DOH.
TYPO.

Sakura

You are at your house; strangely, a guard is lounging on your couch.

I stare at the guard and ask him what he was doing. While debating about hitting him with my HP book.

Well, now that I'm back home, it's time to do what I always do! DRINK MOAR BEER!!!
Wait, that's a bad idea. Sleep sounds better. Drinking water sounds good too, to lessen the hangover I'll have in the morning. After all, hangovers are basically just dehydration. Yeah, I'll drink a few glasses of water before passing out on my bed.

Sakura:

The guard responds that guards are allowed to barge into anyone's place of residence without penalty.

Anton:

You drink several glasses of water, then meatball onto your bed. You are asleep.

Health Points recovered!

HP: 22/22

I want to say "Oh really?" But instead i just go to my secret storage, then load everything up in my giant satchel, which include

-1 water bottle
-3 bottle of iodine
-A few loaves of bread
-A few apples
-A bag of coins (About 45 coins)

Then I walk back to the marketplace.

Damn this cursedly delicious alcohol. I sleep the alcohol off with a good nights rest.

... Man, Sakura must never sleep. Ever. I mean, we're all passed out wherever, and she's just off to the marketplace doing her thing. XD
So... what're we supposed to do while we're asleep?