RPG Adventure thing

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You are in a town, dictated by a king with an iron fist. Several people are tired of poverty and hunger that seems to thrive in the lower sections. In a local tavern, you see a group of people talking about starting a rebellion.

BangBronze

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Sakura

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Wistuffly(LVL 2)

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antonm1107(LVL 2)

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Headphone

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NOTICE:

When/If you get/make a fort, you automatically restore your health points and you can go on imaginary adventures that will give you very real items.

Yup. Because I dont drink XD
Dream about stuff?)

Anyways....
I get reborn as an elf. (XD that's the first thing I thought of other than a unicorn.) Then I go, sneak into the executioner's home, and steal his axe. Then I go to my house and throw my baguette into the stale-bred-crumbs-for-making-meatballs jar and go to my closet. There I:
Put on a long cotton robe
Grab a strong burlap backpack
stuff it with water, wine in case I meet up with any people addicted to alcohol, cheese, an assortment of smoked meats, buns, and 45 coins, as well as my favorite gold necklace, which i proceed to put on.
Then i go into the forest and bump into Wist.

Bronze:

Wistuffly isn't in a forest! However, you do go to the forest. What now?

Sakura:

What the heck do you do in the marketplace?

I buy....a china tea set :D
Then I make my way to the king.

I dream about leveling up and video games. I wake up less than two hours after passing out, somehow fully awake, albeit with a very bad hangover, and wondering what the hell a 'video game' is.

Sakura:

Where is 'China'? There never was a 'China' anywhere.

Anton:

A videogame: A game played by electronically manipulating images produced by a computer program on a television screen or other display screen.

Your mind expands to an inhuman intellect; you understand the world that wasn't there, and your IQ is the pinnacle of the time.

Wistuffly wrote:

Why must this alcohol be so devilishly delicious. I sleep the alcohol off with a good nights rest.

I think this was missed. Darn those 14th - 15th posts.

Wistuffly wrote:

Wistuffly wrote:

Why must this alcohol be so devilishly delicious. I sleep the alcohol off with a good nights rest.

I think this was missed. Darn those 14th - 15th posts.

Sorry, I was planning on waiting for the others to go to sleep.

Wistuffly

You go to sleep.

LogicTest wrote:

Sakura:

Where is 'China'? There never was a 'China' anywhere.

Anton:

A videogame: A game played by electronically manipulating images produced by a computer program on a television screen or other display screen.

Your mind expands to an inhuman intellect; you understand the world that wasn't there, and your IQ is the pinnacle of the time.

China? I must be having some sugar highs again. I go and buy a dagger.

Oh, sorry about that. Warn me if I'm rushing things ahead.

With my new found ability of being sober, I search my house for things that could be useful in an adventure.

I leave the forest to go to town. i go cut the head off the gaurd who i'm sure has not left Sakura's living room.

Sakura

You buy the dagger for 30 gold(15 left). Do you equip it?(Your book is 2-handed. Equipping the Dagger will unequip the novel.)

Wistuffly

You look in your house and find several things:
-Dried meat
-Stale baguette
-Shield(Auto equipped)

Bronze

You have no idea where Sakura's house is! Either way, it'd be a bit weird seeing an elvish man carrying a halbert enter someone's house.

You enter the town.

I consider the pros and cons but in the end, i equip the dagger, puting the book in my satchel.

I combine the Dried Meat with the Stale Baguette. Also, can I dual wield the 1/2 Whisky Bottle and the Shield?

I leave the house, somewhat tipsy and shaking my head; I must have had a craptacular night if I began thinking of stuff like that.
I go to the market, unsure of what I'm doing or why I'm going there. I also go to buy a dagger. Why? BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT