RPG Adventure thing

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You are in a town, dictated by a king with an iron fist. Several people are tired of poverty and hunger that seems to thrive in the lower sections. In a local tavern, you see a group of people talking about starting a rebellion.

BangBronze

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Sakura

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Wistuffly(LVL 2)

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antonm1107(LVL 2)

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Headphone

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NOTICE:

When/If you get/make a fort, you automatically restore your health points and you can go on imaginary adventures that will give you very real items.

I promptly ignore the person rushing up to me, continuing to walk aimlessly to God knows where.
Which turns out to be wherever the dragon is. Where is the dragon again?

Headphone

You go into the fo-- OH GOD A DRAGON

Anton

You aimlessly wander into the forest. You see a butterfly. Which is incinerated by a nearby GIANT DRAGON OH GOD WHY IS IT HERE

...

CUE BATTLE MUSIC

Custom:

A fight they want, a fight they get. Shield bash to stun, and Stab with 1/2 Bottle to show I mean
business.

Wistuffly

You knock him out cold with your shield bash in the first place! The barbarians are impressed by your sheer power!

...

CUE VICTORY MUSIC.

Perhaps I shall use this as an advantage.

"You see? He was weak. I am not. Perhaps we could arrange a deal of sorts? Oh, and I have meat."

I then show the Barbarians the meat in my inventory.

Still somewhat hung over (though it is somewhat cured), I grab a relatively sharp stick nearby and mash it in the dragon's eye. Assuming I'm able to. And assuming it doesn't incinerate me.
Nah, it won't. I'M LEVEL 2, NOTHING CAN BEAT ME!!!

AAAAAGGG DRAGON! I THROW/SPLASH THE PEE AT THE DRAGON!

I walk away from the house full of candy, knowing what happened to Hanzel and Gretel.

Wistuffly14/22 HP

The barbarian's wife smacks you in the face for that insult. They do, however, trade a magic sack of bombs for the meat. This fine craft can produce an infinite amount of small bombs.

Equip the Bomb Sack?

Anton

You mash the stick into the dragon's good eye.

Dragon: 193/200: Blinded

Headphone

You throw piss into the dragon's wounded eyes, the salty fluid burning horribly.

Dragon: 183/200

Sakura

Even if there was a witch in there, you could have easily defended yourself with your FREAKING DEADLY BOOK.

Welp, should have saw that coming. Yeah, I'll equip the Magic Bombs. Better than my stupid bottle, I guess.

I say my goodbyes and leave the Barbarian Camp. But, now I really need health. Back to the town!

I walk back, not having anywhere to go. But i equip the DEADLY HARRY POTTER BOOK
It's Deadly :P

DUDE YOU FORGOT I HAVE A SPEAR. GO FIX. GO.

Wistuffly

You go back to the town.

Sakura

I'm confused as to why you bought a dagger anyways.

Bronze

CALM YOUR FACE, BRO

Because...Because...
BECAUSE DAGGERS THAT'S WHAT!
Anyways i reach a clearing in the woods.

I go back to my home and construct a Pillow Fort. Time to see what Bronze was missing out on.

Imaginary Adventures, ho!