RPG Adventure thing

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You are in a town, dictated by a king with an iron fist. Several people are tired of poverty and hunger that seems to thrive in the lower sections. In a local tavern, you see a group of people talking about starting a rebellion.

BangBronze

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Sakura

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Wistuffly(LVL 2)

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antonm1107(LVL 2)

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Headphone

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NOTICE:

When/If you get/make a fort, you automatically restore your health points and you can go on imaginary adventures that will give you very real items.

(Ohhh the MSPA-ness... This thread seeps of it... Start me up with a fairy, Please!)

Headphone

For some unknown reason, you are in a tavern; your strength is much too low to pick up a bottle! You're rather small, being scaled down by about 3(By this, I mean you're a 1/3 of a human's height). What are you doing?

Wistuffly

You take a rather sharp piece of meat and stab it into the upper half of the baguette, creating a powerful weapon; the Bread and Meat(Similar to a Board and Nail. 2-handed.)

You can duel wield the bottle and shield since the shield is classified under "Armor". You could also use a two-handed weapon with a shield. Do you equip the "Bread and Meat"?

Anton

The blacksmith doesn't have anymore daggers! However, he does have a Javelin for a similar price(40). Buy it?

... How much money do I have? Blegh, whatever. I still have my broken bo-WHERE'D MY BROKEN BOTTLE GO?! GAH, I must have left it at home. >.<
Anyway... How much money do I have?

Check the top.

Ah, aright. So no, I do not buy the javelin. Javelins are for pussies, my friend.
... Imagine that being said in a russian accent.
Anyway, I move away, still hung over. I begin looking for a place buying drinks.

I do simple magic tricks in an attept to entertain people and earn some money. Mainly for the money, though.

I acidently bump into Ant. I apologize immediatly.

Anton

The only drinks you can buy are in the tavern! Even then, you could just get a drink from the well.

Headphone

You gain 50 gold from the laughing, entertained people.

I shall wield thine weapon with great honor. I guess I'll just carry the shield on my back, and pocket the 1/2 Whisky Bottle. Thank goodness I spent most of my life savings on those Wizard's Pockets. Totally worth it.

I head over to the forest. Time to test out my new weapon.

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You have no idea where Sakura's house is! Either way, it'd be a bit weird seeing an elvish man carrying a halbert enter someone's house.

You enter the town.

Elvish 11-year-old-girl.
I go and hide in the forest, and make a tree fort. Then i go back to town, grab all my stuff, and put it in the house.

Wistuffly

You encounter a Slitherhen. It's snake-like body slithers towards you, while the head squawks angrily at your presence. [COMBAT INITIATE]

Wistuffly: 20/20
Slitherhen: 15/15

Attack Defend Inventory Custom(Say exactly what you want to do; can create better outcomes) Flee

Bronze

Dagnabit.
You quickly build your fortress, infallible from outside forces.

NOTICE:

When/If you get/make a fort, you automatically restore your health points and you can go on imaginary adventures that will give you very real items.

CUE BATTLE MUSIC

Custom:

Spin and swing like crazy at the Slitherhen.

(Mind you, I'm using a 100-sided dice.)
COMBAT: Turn 1

Slitherhen- 3/15

The Slitherhen delivers a combo hit for half damage.

50/2=25
25/4=6.25=6

38/2=19
19/4=4.75=5

19/2=9.5
9.5/4=2.375=2.5=3

(6+5+3)/2= 7


Wistuffly- 13/20

You smack the Slitherhen in a maniacal fashion.

Rolled- 93/100

12/93=0.12=12

Custom:

Whilst the Slitherhen is distracted with all of the math that goes into the attacks, I sneak behind it a club it with my Bread & Meat.

I pocket the money and see if the tavern sells milk in small amounts.