RPG Adventure thing

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You are in a town, dictated by a king with an iron fist. Several people are tired of poverty and hunger that seems to thrive in the lower sections. In a local tavern, you see a group of people talking about starting a rebellion.

BangBronze

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Sakura

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Wistuffly(LVL 2)

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antonm1107(LVL 2)

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Headphone

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NOTICE:

When/If you get/make a fort, you automatically restore your health points and you can go on imaginary adventures that will give you very real items.

I calm my face. Then i come across a dead Dragon so I skin it with another piece of Halbert and leave the stinking meat.

bangbronze wrote:

I calm my face. Then i come across a dead Dragon so I skin it with another piece of Halbert and leave the stinking meat.

One problem.
the Dragon.
Is still
VERY ALIVE

Sakura

WELL DAGGERS TO YOU TOO

Anyhoo, there's nothing in the clearing, as it's a clearing.

Wistuffly

Health regained! 22/22

You construct a magnificent fortress.

As you sink into your imagination, you begin to see the alternate world around you. The ground is made of clouds, and the sun is beginning to set. The sky is a golden color, and a blue orb of light floats down to meet you. It is a sprite, one of the rarer entities of the real world. It welcomes you to Imagination, and bids you to follow it to the Box Castle.

What do you do?

Bronze

ARE YOU SURE

Box Castle!? Follow the sprite. Fooolllllloooooowwwww

I go and roll a log to a tree, then use some vines to lever the log onto the branch. Somehow i make a tree-bed/house/something, and sleep in the log, cleaning it first with Iodine.

Wistuffly

You break your fort, pushing you out of your dream. Ah well. Wait till you go to sleep to visit the Box Castle

Sakura

You sleep in the log. Or, at least, try to.

IT'S A LOG.

Rule #1 Of Forts: Never trust sprites.

Rule #2 Of Forts: When you ignore rule #1, make sure you have a spacious fort.

At least I'm healed. Anyways, sell as many bombs as I can in the market place.

Yeah so.
IT'S A LOG
It screws the normal rules because
its a LOG
It's the log of loggyness
Therefore your argument is invalid so i sleep

NO. I go to my fort and doze off. Util there is suddenly a sprite in my FACE. BUZZ OFF SPRITE

I puke a strange... White... Substance all over the blinded dragon. What in the hell is that?!!!

Wistuffly

Why on earth would you sell lit bombs?

Sakura

You sleep.... and nothing happens.

CUZ IT'S A LOG

Your argument is invalid

Bronze

For such rudeness, the sprite pushes you off the cloud.

You wake up.

Anton

OH GOD NOT EVEN I KNOW--- Oh wait....

It was the milk you drank, plus bodily fluid.

YOU MAKE DRAGON CRY ;-;

Oh, they're lit. Should have figured.

When there's nothing left to do, go get drunk! I head over to the Tavern.

I wake up in the loggy log of loggyness.
Your argument is invalid.
I walk over back through the forest, trying to find a way back.

I pet the dragon, apologizing immensely and hoping it forgives me, still barely aware of what I'm talking to.

I wake up under a cloud-fluuf-thing. OH HOW DID I FORGET ITS CALLED A SHEEP.