Life the RPG

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Ok, I've been wanting to revive Life for a while now. Problem was: I didn't know how to make it work. I'd like to Thank PikaPikaa and Wistuffly for inspiring this idea: Do Life as an RPG.

What is Life:
Life is an old and popular rp that I had killed because it was too much for me to keep track of everything. Life is about a popular and realistic Video Game system that adapts to the user's preferences. If your favorite game is minecraft, it will adopt a minecraft feel and still keep new things in. The game is a SYSTEM and it is ENTIRELY independent(No internet connection needed or servers for hooking up with friends across the world or even buying video games as you can simply ask the system for the advertised game) and surprisingly cheap. There's a glitch on the Final Boss though, the final boss will appear but then the screen will freeze and a high pitched noise will send the player into a coma. The rp is about what is happening to the player, who has been turned into their character(That they can fully customize at any time they wish) and has been INSERTED INTO THE GAME. Now let's hope I don't completely fail!

Rules:
YOU MUST BEGIN AS HUMAN.
Regarding upgrades: You can request certain upgrades which are received when you defeat a boss. If the upgrade is deemed NOT over powered at your current level then you may receive that as your next upgrade.
You can join other people's "Servers" by sending an invitation, you will go if they accept. If you wish to leave then simply state "LOG OUT" to go to a new game, this may be denied sometimes though by the glitch.

COMMANDS:
>>LOG OUT
Return to your original game, may not work all the time.

>>GLITCH
Use only when the person you're with is lagging out or not posting, will bring you back to your first game.

>>JOIN *INSERT NAME HERE*
Joins someone. May not work all the time.

>>INVITE *INSERT NAME HERE*
Invites someone to your game. May not work all the time.

>>SHOW FRIENDS
Shows you the player listings and their current status.

All other commands are locked, and will be unlocked/revealed as the game goes on.

You may decide to rp it out as if you were in a normal rp or do ">" to enter your commands.

now, let us begin shall we?
How to begin:

>>START
>>APPERANCE: *Insert Your Game Character's Appearance Here*
>>AWAKE

Participants | Status
Pichu | :'( B
Nazgul | x(
Claire | :) B
Sparrow | :I
Haruka | :'(
Sakura | :) L
Gavin | x(

Condition meanings:
:'( = Bad
:) = Good
:I = Stuck
x( = Not posting/lagging
L = Locked
B = in a Boss Battle/Puzzle

Participants Dead:
Lydia(Sakura)

Pichu> Well.. Shit. Put on ring and take sword. Proceed to notice lydia is missing. 'Well.. I wonder what the text meant by attack from range.' And raise the finger the ring thing is on.

Claire--
››RECOGNIZE ACCUSATORY LOOK OF INSANITY
››BE AMUSED BY IT
››PROCEED TO ASK WOLFY ABOUT HIS DAY
- - - -
Claire immediately realizes that the wolf thinks she is insane; te look on its face is incredulous. In fact, it's so ridiculous that she can't help but burst into laughter (Probably only comfirming the wolf's suspicions).
Claire is quick to reel herself in, though, and calms down enough to continue speaking to the wolf.
"So, I hope you've had a good day so far?" she asks nonchalantly.
Claire has already realized just how crazy the wolf must think her, but she hopes that by acting nice instead of jumping to the conclusion it is hostile that she could make a new friend.

Haruka> Huh?

Haruka> Make mental note to change medication.

Haruka> Attempt to explore.

-------

Sakura> ....What's going on? Who are you?

<Question Sparrow's sanity
"Uh, are you alright? I think you're overthinking this." I question Sparrow before deciding I don't really want an answer.
"Let's just go outside, get to the next level. Or join someone's game." I suggest, walking to the door and exiting the shack we were in.

<Exit shack.
<Bring up friends list.

"Signal Three. Like a Boss Like."
>Bring up Friend's list

(It should be noted that the only thing required to bring up commands is the will to do so. Sparrow used signals and the like for roleplay purposes and to prevent instantaneously quitting because of a stray thought, though it's becoming more and more like muscle memory for him.)

Wistuffly
>>ASK KITTY A QUESTION
The tiger looks at you, its shoulders shift the weapon on its back, but seems to be pointing it away from you. It speaks, "A new god? That can't be...but you never know with what humans believe in these days. You are in the celestial plains, home of the gods of the brush. I'd tell you my name, but your small mind might not be able to remember it, no offense." his purr seems relaxed and nonchalant, as if this were everyday business he was talking about here.

Pichu
>>RAISE THE FINGER BECAUSE YOU APPARENTLY HAVE THE POWAAAAAAH
You raise your hand and point the ring to the skies, nothing happens...

Claire
>>GOOD DAY MR. WOLF
The wolf continues to stare at you as if you had lost it, it looks at the painting of the cat and seems to mumble/whimper something you cannot understand. You swear the image of the cat's tail flicked, but it seems to have not moved at all!

Haruka
>>EXPLORE
You look around, the entire area seems to be surrounded by a dark void now! You have only a large patch of tall grass to walk in and a pond along with a few rare trees...

Sakura
>>WHO IS THIS?
"Who are you even adressing?" the words appear in front of you.

Team Rooster Teeth
>>OPEN FRIENDS LIST
You notice that the person named Lydia is now gone from the list and replaced with some new ones. The list is now, Haruka, Claire, Pichu, Wistuffly, Nazgul, and Sakura. Sakura seems to have the picture of a pad lock next to her username, you have no idea what this means for the feature is one you have not seen. Pichu still looks like his smiling icon was sent through a mafia beating...

Pichu> Poke ring. Wonder what it does.

"Lydia's gone, and there are people that weren't there before. Huh. I'm pretty sure names stay on the friends list unless the person is removed from the game or removes you from their friend's list... But, we are in a glitch, so I don't know if it works that way..."
>Attempt to remove someone that's not Gavin from friend's list. Doesn't matter who, so long as it's not Gavin.

Sparrow
>>REMOVE SOMEONE
The words appear, "Access Denied." on the screen, then resumed to normal before you can even select someone to delete.

Pichu
>>POKE IT
You poke it with your finger...nothing happens...
The vulture begin conjuring three more orbs, and fires them towards you. You have time to only slash two of them out before you get hit with one. The orbs have dark shapes of a Ram, a hog, and a bird.

"Huh. Perhaps Lydia escaped? Or maybe she just ended up on someone else's friend's list or something - we're in a glitch, after all."

Pichu> Proceed to notice the shapes.. And run. Try to think of something to do to beat it while running from the vulture.

Sparrow
>>PLEASE AWAIT PARTNER'S RESPONSE

Pichu
>>RUN
You find that the orbs are following you, you have time to only slash one now with Lydia's sword!
You try to think of something to do.

Pichu> point at the orbs with the finger the ring is on. If nothing happens, SLICE AT THE ORBS

Pichu
You've wasted your time! You didn't pick a specific target and now all three struck you! Theres a rumbling as one of the stone pillars fell. The pillar collapsed and revealed a strange orb that was similar to one of the ones that just struck you. Another pillar falls and the Vulture screeches and takes a dash forward. It stops in between the two pillars that had fallen. The orbs began to take shape, using the rubble from around them. The bird gives a screech and spreads its large wings, the orb on the right shapes into a large ram with long curly and hard rams. The other orb shapes into a large Hog with two long tusks protruding from its snout. The hog gives a loud squeal and glares at you...it seems all three of the animals aren't happy with you...

Claire:
››NOTICE THE WOLF JUST TALKED (sort of).
››ASK WOLFY IF YOU CAN SPEAK WITH HIM.
››TAKE A SMALL STEP FORWARD TO SEE IF HE GROWLS AT YOU. (hopefully not)
- - - -
Claire watches the wolf intently. Did it just talk? It said something.
"Excuse me, may I speak with you, please?" Claire asks tentatively, taking a step toward the wolf.