Life the RPG

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Ok, I've been wanting to revive Life for a while now. Problem was: I didn't know how to make it work. I'd like to Thank PikaPikaa and Wistuffly for inspiring this idea: Do Life as an RPG.

What is Life:
Life is an old and popular rp that I had killed because it was too much for me to keep track of everything. Life is about a popular and realistic Video Game system that adapts to the user's preferences. If your favorite game is minecraft, it will adopt a minecraft feel and still keep new things in. The game is a SYSTEM and it is ENTIRELY independent(No internet connection needed or servers for hooking up with friends across the world or even buying video games as you can simply ask the system for the advertised game) and surprisingly cheap. There's a glitch on the Final Boss though, the final boss will appear but then the screen will freeze and a high pitched noise will send the player into a coma. The rp is about what is happening to the player, who has been turned into their character(That they can fully customize at any time they wish) and has been INSERTED INTO THE GAME. Now let's hope I don't completely fail!

Rules:
YOU MUST BEGIN AS HUMAN.
Regarding upgrades: You can request certain upgrades which are received when you defeat a boss. If the upgrade is deemed NOT over powered at your current level then you may receive that as your next upgrade.
You can join other people's "Servers" by sending an invitation, you will go if they accept. If you wish to leave then simply state "LOG OUT" to go to a new game, this may be denied sometimes though by the glitch.

COMMANDS:
>>LOG OUT
Return to your original game, may not work all the time.

>>GLITCH
Use only when the person you're with is lagging out or not posting, will bring you back to your first game.

>>JOIN *INSERT NAME HERE*
Joins someone. May not work all the time.

>>INVITE *INSERT NAME HERE*
Invites someone to your game. May not work all the time.

>>SHOW FRIENDS
Shows you the player listings and their current status.

All other commands are locked, and will be unlocked/revealed as the game goes on.

You may decide to rp it out as if you were in a normal rp or do ">" to enter your commands.

now, let us begin shall we?
How to begin:

>>START
>>APPERANCE: *Insert Your Game Character's Appearance Here*
>>AWAKE

Participants | Status
Pichu | :'( B
Nazgul | x(
Claire | :) B
Sparrow | :I
Haruka | :'(
Sakura | :) L
Gavin | x(

Condition meanings:
:'( = Bad
:) = Good
:I = Stuck
x( = Not posting/lagging
L = Locked
B = in a Boss Battle/Puzzle

Participants Dead:
Lydia(Sakura)

Oh well great, I'm fighting a demon dig with incredible power. This is the worst dream ever.

>> Ask, "Look dog, what do you want from me? You bring me here out to this temple just to gnaw at my sides and growl? Why?"

Haruka> LE GASP

Haruka> Stego's baws sunglasses were knocked down.

Haruka> KILL THE BLOODY ANIMAL STEGO-SENPAI

Haruka> Nobody messes with Stego-Senpai and makes it out alive.

Haruka> NOBODY

Wistuffly
>>QUESTION DOGGY
The dog huffs, and words appear before you(not coming from the dog), "I did not bring you here, you followed me. You are not allowed here, now leave before I finish my job foul player"

Haruka
>>KILL IT
Your Stego isn't sure what you mean to do through such a vague command, so he Tackles the strange creature. The creature cries out, "Shinx!" and bites on Stego's tail in revenge.

>> Say, "So the teleporting magic dog didn't make the trail of fire on purpose? Then perhaps a 'Go Away' would have sufficed, huh? Whatever."

What a rude dog. Well, I suppose I'll take my leave now that it's told me so. Peace.

>> Stagger away, back to the valley. Find some water to clean up this bite wound.

Haruka> .....

Haruka> Do whatever you did again.

Haruka> It seemed to be effective.

Haruka> Attempt to see if you have a gun from the game you were playing before it glitched up.

Wistuffly
>>WORDS
Words appear before you that spoke, "No, I DIDN'T make that trail on purpose. It's something I kind of can't help, now continue on your scramming!"
>>SEARCH FOR WATER
You find a nearby stream luckily. It's next to a strange white with red marked tiger with a strange bow and arrow launcher on its back. It seems to be lapping up the water, and it's the only water within reach in the area.

Haruka
>>DO IT AGAIN
Your Stego continues to viciously tackle the shinx until it decided to leave you alone. It hissed once more before retreating into the tall grass.
>>SEARCH FOR GUN
Nope, sorry. You don't have one.

Last I messed with animals with ancient artifacts on their backs, I was verbally reprimanded and bitten. I'll mind my own business.

>> Scan the area.

Haruka> LEVEL UP......STEGO'S COOLNESS

Haruka> Darn. Oh well Stego-Senpai will protect me.

Haruka> CALL STEGO BACK AND CONTINUE ON YOUR JOURNEY

Claire--
››SEE THE CAT.
››SEE IT GO...
››SEE THE WOLF.
››WOLFY!! BE NICE TO WOLFY! SAY HI!
(It's not growling at you... hopefully...)
- - - -
Claire looks across the area, seeing a feline, staring straight at her. Before she can say anything, though, it disappears into coding. An instant later, a wolf-like creature appears, growling. Claire disregards the growling for some strange reason, feeling a need to be kind to the wolf, and attempts to speak to it.
"Hi!" she exclaims.

Pichu> Logout(changegame?)so that he knows EXACTLY what's going on. also grab the ring before doing so. if it comes with my it could be useful.

Gavin> Dismiss his actions as a hallucination until seeing Sparrow.

"What..." I mutter to myself, seeing the Koala's actions but quickly remembering that I also saw a seemingly dead boy and a blue cat. Then I look over at Sparrow and realize he's looking pale and surprised.
"Wait a minute, did you see that?" I ask him, trying to think about what it was.

"Hey, Koala thing. Are you alright?"

Wistuffly
>>You only see the large mountains and even more animals with strange items that look like various weapons. You notice a strange area with an even stranger statue that looked almost human until it was destroyed half way up. You try to approach it, just in case, but a mysterious shield keeps you back. Seems like the only way to go is that temple...but the dog still guards it!

Haruka
>>RETRIEVE
You retrieve the Stegosaurus and continue on your way to...wherever you were going. You are still wandering around this world, lost and with no purpose. You look ahead and see another town, you attempt to approach it. You stop when you blink and fine that it's not there, nothing but a big black void. The town was gone!

Claire
>>HI WOLFY
You say "Hello" to the wolf like creature. It seems to be confused for a second, and stares at you as if you were insane.

Pichu
>>LOGOUT
The words appear in front of you, "Access Denied" it seems that something didn't want you to leave...
>>SURROUNDINGS
The vulture looks to you, the sword is still in front of you, but you are still injured. It turns its head a bit to get a better look at you...did it just lick its beak?

Team Rooster Teeth
>>YOU OK MR. KOALA?
The koala looks at you as if YOU were the ill one. "I'm fine, now if you want those upgrades, you're going to have to find those cogs. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get back to my work!" The koala turns to what seems to be a blueprint and appears to scribble over it when nothing is really being drawn.

...
"I think the guy was coherent before. It can... Alright, it can still respond - we don't know that it lost its sapience, or had any in the first place. We do know that it perceives the world differently than it did a second ago. It... Yeah, it's just glitched out. It wasn't sapient in the first place, just glitched out and had access to info normally not accessible to it. Its personality seems intact, we don't know that it's only pretending to write - maybe it's using invisible ink or something... No, I can't think like that; the truth is the truth, I can't make myself believe something just because it's easier to believe."
>Shake head and turn to Gavin.
"Maybe we should move on. Go to the next level of whatever is in this game. I don't really want to contemplate the possibilities of what may have just happened."

What a pickle. That dog seems to be much too strong for the likes of myself. Perhaps one of these ancient weapon wielding animals can assist me.

>> Ask Tiger, "Greetings. I'm a little new to this place. Can you tell me about where I am, and what this all is? If you don't mind."