Life the RPG

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Ok, I've been wanting to revive Life for a while now. Problem was: I didn't know how to make it work. I'd like to Thank PikaPikaa and Wistuffly for inspiring this idea: Do Life as an RPG.

What is Life:
Life is an old and popular rp that I had killed because it was too much for me to keep track of everything. Life is about a popular and realistic Video Game system that adapts to the user's preferences. If your favorite game is minecraft, it will adopt a minecraft feel and still keep new things in. The game is a SYSTEM and it is ENTIRELY independent(No internet connection needed or servers for hooking up with friends across the world or even buying video games as you can simply ask the system for the advertised game) and surprisingly cheap. There's a glitch on the Final Boss though, the final boss will appear but then the screen will freeze and a high pitched noise will send the player into a coma. The rp is about what is happening to the player, who has been turned into their character(That they can fully customize at any time they wish) and has been INSERTED INTO THE GAME. Now let's hope I don't completely fail!

Rules:
YOU MUST BEGIN AS HUMAN.
Regarding upgrades: You can request certain upgrades which are received when you defeat a boss. If the upgrade is deemed NOT over powered at your current level then you may receive that as your next upgrade.
You can join other people's "Servers" by sending an invitation, you will go if they accept. If you wish to leave then simply state "LOG OUT" to go to a new game, this may be denied sometimes though by the glitch.

COMMANDS:
>>LOG OUT
Return to your original game, may not work all the time.

>>GLITCH
Use only when the person you're with is lagging out or not posting, will bring you back to your first game.

>>JOIN *INSERT NAME HERE*
Joins someone. May not work all the time.

>>INVITE *INSERT NAME HERE*
Invites someone to your game. May not work all the time.

>>SHOW FRIENDS
Shows you the player listings and their current status.

All other commands are locked, and will be unlocked/revealed as the game goes on.

You may decide to rp it out as if you were in a normal rp or do ">" to enter your commands.

now, let us begin shall we?
How to begin:

>>START
>>APPERANCE: *Insert Your Game Character's Appearance Here*
>>AWAKE

Participants | Status
Pichu | :'( B
Nazgul | x(
Claire | :) B
Sparrow | :I
Haruka | :'(
Sakura | :) L
Gavin | x(

Condition meanings:
:'( = Bad
:) = Good
:I = Stuck
x( = Not posting/lagging
L = Locked
B = in a Boss Battle/Puzzle

Participants Dead:
Lydia(Sakura)

"Um... Are you alright? You need to go to land or something?"

Pichu
>> OPEN FRIENDS LIST
You see this:
Pichu | :'(
Nazgul | x(
Claire | :)
Sparrow | :I
Haruka | :'(
Sakura | :) L
Gavin | x(

Condition meanings:
:'( = Bad
:) = Good
:I = Stuck
x( = Lagging
L = Locked

Team Stego Killer
>>CONVERSE
you two speak with each other.

Invite> Claire

Pichu
>>INVITE CLAIRE
The words appear in front of you, ONCE MORE, "Access, Denied again..."
The boar smashes into you, but you still live. They seem to be toying with you now!

Pichu> INVITE SOMEONE.
also try dodging. whatever works.

Pichu
>>BE EXTREMELY VAGUE
Sorry, you need to be more specific. Dodging as well as I mentioned earlier.
You are struck once more, as you are still too confused on the command.

Pichu> ATTEMPT TO FIND EASTER EGG.
TRY TO SHOOT LASERS OUT OF EYES.

Spoiler:

Pichu
>>SHOOT LASERS OUT OF EYES
You fail...you fail so much...but, as you're attempting to fire lasers at the animals by squinting at them, the Vulture, who is only a mere 10 feet away from you begins bursting out with laughter. The Boar and the Ram's rocky figures crumble slightly before the Vulture shakes its feathers as if shaking itself out of it and the boulder animals regain their figure. The vulture glares at you in rage.

NOW ABOUT THAT EASTER EGG:

Pichu> RUN UP AND STAB THE HELL OUT OF THAT ****ING VULTURE LIEK IT'S A PINATA
except.. not really since its not a pinata.

Pichu
>RUN AND STA-
You run towards the vulture, planning to stab it to death. As you run towards the vulture, it opens it wings and flaps them a few times, hitting you with its wing and send you flying once more. You strike a stone pillar, before the bird squawks and continues glaring, as if studying you though. You then realize that you don't even have your sword with you so your plan would not have worked anyways...

Pichu> Notice you're an idiot. Point ring finger at it. If nothing happens, take it off and hold it and points it at it again, if that doesnt work throw it at the vulture in anger and feel like cursing at the vulture.

Pichu
>>OMFG FINALLY YOU GET IT! MY GOD >:(
You point the ring at the vulture, the ring glows brightly and a loud screeching like noise is emitted as it sends a flaming ball towards the vulture. The bird squawks in surprise as its wing is stuck. It falls over, but gets back up. It seems truly angry now. It gives a loud screech as the the boar monster runs right for you!

Pichu> OH MY GOD AHHHH-stop panicing, and jump onto the boars leg, if it's as big as an elephant.. And try to hang on. If it's made of rubble it's due to have holes in it, so use them to climb it!

Pichu
>>JUMP ON THE BOAR'S LEGS
You jump and try to cling to the boar's legs, you attempt to climb up, but the boar had crashed into the stone pillar that had been behind you. The boar squeals as its buried under the column of rocks, it seems as if the orbs can only handle so many rocks. You had managed to roll out of the way of the column of rock and made it to safety. You look back at the pile to see steam coming from it and seemingly return to the Vulture's wings.

POINT RING FINGER AT THE VULTURE AGAIN. DO YOUR WITCHCRAFT.