Life the RPG

First topic message reminder :

Ok, I've been wanting to revive Life for a while now. Problem was: I didn't know how to make it work. I'd like to Thank PikaPikaa and Wistuffly for inspiring this idea: Do Life as an RPG.

What is Life:
Life is an old and popular rp that I had killed because it was too much for me to keep track of everything. Life is about a popular and realistic Video Game system that adapts to the user's preferences. If your favorite game is minecraft, it will adopt a minecraft feel and still keep new things in. The game is a SYSTEM and it is ENTIRELY independent(No internet connection needed or servers for hooking up with friends across the world or even buying video games as you can simply ask the system for the advertised game) and surprisingly cheap. There's a glitch on the Final Boss though, the final boss will appear but then the screen will freeze and a high pitched noise will send the player into a coma. The rp is about what is happening to the player, who has been turned into their character(That they can fully customize at any time they wish) and has been INSERTED INTO THE GAME. Now let's hope I don't completely fail!

Rules:
YOU MUST BEGIN AS HUMAN.
Regarding upgrades: You can request certain upgrades which are received when you defeat a boss. If the upgrade is deemed NOT over powered at your current level then you may receive that as your next upgrade.
You can join other people's "Servers" by sending an invitation, you will go if they accept. If you wish to leave then simply state "LOG OUT" to go to a new game, this may be denied sometimes though by the glitch.

COMMANDS:
>>LOG OUT
Return to your original game, may not work all the time.

>>GLITCH
Use only when the person you're with is lagging out or not posting, will bring you back to your first game.

>>JOIN *INSERT NAME HERE*
Joins someone. May not work all the time.

>>INVITE *INSERT NAME HERE*
Invites someone to your game. May not work all the time.

>>SHOW FRIENDS
Shows you the player listings and their current status.

All other commands are locked, and will be unlocked/revealed as the game goes on.

You may decide to rp it out as if you were in a normal rp or do ">" to enter your commands.

now, let us begin shall we?
How to begin:

>>START
>>APPERANCE: *Insert Your Game Character's Appearance Here*
>>AWAKE

Participants | Status
Pichu | :'( B
Nazgul | x(
Claire | :) B
Sparrow | :I
Haruka | :'(
Sakura | :) L
Gavin | x(

Condition meanings:
:'( = Bad
:) = Good
:I = Stuck
x( = Not posting/lagging
L = Locked
B = in a Boss Battle/Puzzle

Participants Dead:
Lydia(Sakura)

Pichu> Run and SLICE THE HECK OUT OF ONE OF THE ORBS EXPOSED BY THE PILLARS FALLING

Sakura> I DON'T KNOW MAYBE THE RANDOM WORDS THAT ARE ANSWERING BACK.

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Haruka> Fresh water? *attempts to jump into the pool*

((Sorry for the wait guys ^^'))
Claire
>>STEP CLOSER MY DEAR
You take a step closer, only for the wolfine creature to quickly stand up and and begin snarling. It flattens its ears and advances towards you as you come closer to it.

Pichu
>>RUN AND SLICE THE ORBS EXPOSED BY THE-WAIT WHAT?
"The orbs began to take shape, using the rubble from around them" remember? You simply run and are followed by the large ram, its head is down and its charging right for you!

Sakura
>>WHO ARE YOU WORDS IN FRONT OF ME?
The words appear in front of you once more, "None of your business!" and the animation of a cartoon like lips blow a raspberry at you like an immature child.

Haruka
>>SWIMMING!
You dive into the pool, and notice a strange fish in front of you when you reach the surface once more. The fish is red and blue with a strange yellow star on its belly, "Carvanha!" it yelled angrily.
Image since I fail at describing pokemon:

Ari: HOPE I FOUND YOUUUU *Glomp*

Sakura> Ignore the immature computer.

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Haruka> I'm going swimmaanngggg

SWIMMANNNGGGGGG:

Haruka> STEGO GRENADE!

Pichu> Point sword straight at the ram and when the sword strikes it attempt to dodge.

Spoiler:

Haruka
>>STEGO BOMB
You release Stego to battle the strange creature before you, only one problem. Stego can't swim. Stego begins thrashing about in the water and struggles towards you, using you to keep himself up an pushing you down in the process.

Sakura
>>IGNORE
You ignore the computer. Nothing happens.

Pichu
>>POINT SWORD!
You point the sword at the ram, hoping to pierce it, one problem: These things are made of rocks.
" take shape, using the rubble from around them" remember? Your sword does nothing, but send a jolt down your arm and pain erupts from it. That arm goes numb and only leaves your ring arm. The sword drops to the ground with a clatter.
>>DODGE
Please be more specific when you say dodge, like HOW to dodge. You are confused and the ram sends you flying back, luckily, you aren't dead....yet.

Sparrow
>>MESSAGE FROM GAME LORD
Gavin has failed to reply, to glitch away, simply input ">>GLITCH" or join someone else's game.

"Gavin, erm..."
It appears as though he's lagging. Huh.
>Request to join: Hakura
"I'm gonna check out this 'hakura',"

Haruka
>>INVITE
As you're drowning under your stego's weight, a message appears in front of you.
"Sparrow would like to join your game!" with a "YES" or "NO" on it.

Haruka> Stego-Senpai I knew you should have taken those swimming lessons!

Haruka> Click the Yes out of curiosity

Haruka> CONTINUE DROWNING

Sparrow
>>ACCEPTED
You are accepted by the other user. You are whisked away in a burst of code and find yourself to be underneath a pool of water, you swim up and take a breath of fresh air, you look over to see a another boy drowning as a strange monster like creature seems to be trying to dunk him in attempt to keep itself alive. Around you seems to be nothing but trees and flowerbeds. The pond appears to be the size of, well an average pond of 15 feet in length and 10 feet across in a near perfect oval shape, the bottom however, you don't see. The monster appears to be a stegosaurus looking creature and seems to be attempting to use the boy as a flotation device.

Haruka
>ACK DROWNING

Spoiler:

Huh. If this boy dies, I'd be able to find out what would happen in case of player de-
BAD MICHAEL. BAD.
>Aim gun at monster's and fire once.
>Stay afloat (it's easy!)

Sparrow
>>SHOOT
You take aim, it's difficult with the thrashing, but you manage to pull the trigger and hit the monster's small head by sheer luck! The creature stops moving and falls into the water, leaving a trail of blood as it sank and staining the water. You saved the player!

Haruka
>>SAVED?
You suddenly feel Stego stop trying to put you under to save itself, and witness it fall into the water and begin to sink with blood trailing from its head. Stego, is dead, but you are saved.

>Swim over to the player.
"You alright? And, erm, are you a player?"

Pichu> Access friends list while attempting to avoid them.

Haruka> .....Stego Senpai?

Haruka> Look at the new guy.

Haruka> ...

Haruka> Take in a moment to think about everything

Haruka> PANIICCCCC OMG WHY