Life the RPG

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Ok, I've been wanting to revive Life for a while now. Problem was: I didn't know how to make it work. I'd like to Thank PikaPikaa and Wistuffly for inspiring this idea: Do Life as an RPG.

What is Life:
Life is an old and popular rp that I had killed because it was too much for me to keep track of everything. Life is about a popular and realistic Video Game system that adapts to the user's preferences. If your favorite game is minecraft, it will adopt a minecraft feel and still keep new things in. The game is a SYSTEM and it is ENTIRELY independent(No internet connection needed or servers for hooking up with friends across the world or even buying video games as you can simply ask the system for the advertised game) and surprisingly cheap. There's a glitch on the Final Boss though, the final boss will appear but then the screen will freeze and a high pitched noise will send the player into a coma. The rp is about what is happening to the player, who has been turned into their character(That they can fully customize at any time they wish) and has been INSERTED INTO THE GAME. Now let's hope I don't completely fail!

Rules:
YOU MUST BEGIN AS HUMAN.
Regarding upgrades: You can request certain upgrades which are received when you defeat a boss. If the upgrade is deemed NOT over powered at your current level then you may receive that as your next upgrade.
You can join other people's "Servers" by sending an invitation, you will go if they accept. If you wish to leave then simply state "LOG OUT" to go to a new game, this may be denied sometimes though by the glitch.

COMMANDS:
>>LOG OUT
Return to your original game, may not work all the time.

>>GLITCH
Use only when the person you're with is lagging out or not posting, will bring you back to your first game.

>>JOIN *INSERT NAME HERE*
Joins someone. May not work all the time.

>>INVITE *INSERT NAME HERE*
Invites someone to your game. May not work all the time.

>>SHOW FRIENDS
Shows you the player listings and their current status.

All other commands are locked, and will be unlocked/revealed as the game goes on.

You may decide to rp it out as if you were in a normal rp or do ">" to enter your commands.

now, let us begin shall we?
How to begin:

>>START
>>APPERANCE: *Insert Your Game Character's Appearance Here*
>>AWAKE

Participants | Status
Pichu | :'( B
Nazgul | x(
Claire | :) B
Sparrow | :I
Haruka | :'(
Sakura | :) L
Gavin | x(

Condition meanings:
:'( = Bad
:) = Good
:I = Stuck
x( = Not posting/lagging
L = Locked
B = in a Boss Battle/Puzzle

Participants Dead:
Lydia(Sakura)

If the doggie won't play nice on it's own, I'll make it play nice regardless of it's opinion on the matter.

>> Toss coat onto dog as a net when in range.

Wistuffly
>>TOSS COAT ON DOG
You toss the coat on the dog, the dog snarls and the flames on the shield like device on its back seems to glow brighter and burn the coat. The dog glares at you, it seems to be smirking slightly, as if it knew you were defenseless. It seems to be about to attack when a blue flash seems to smack into its body. It howls in surprise, but not pain. It grabs whatever the blue flash was and faces away from you, you only hear screams of agony before a burst of code erupts from the creature's jaws. The code swirls around you and a 10 feet of chains appear in your hands. It's heavy and the end of it is tied to a large sphere. You were unable to see what the blue flash had really been, but you get the feeling that it gave the weapon to you.

Gavin> Question sanity.

Gavin> Blue...cat...BLUEKAT...IT ALL MAKES SENSE

Wait, is that a cat? I think to myself, looking at the koala's spectacles and noticing the faint glimpse of the feline. Mauled boy, blue cat, I think I'm going insane.
"Right...so those are Frills. And yeah, we're players. How did you know? And what do we do now?" I ask the koala.

Well, I certainly underestimated that strange dog. The blue flash, equally strange. It helped me for whatever that's worth, and seemingly killed it when the code burst forth from it's mouth. Also, this weapon it gave me? Fairly impractical, a large chain and ball. More of so hindering than anything else. Better than nothing I suppose.

>> Attempt to store Ball & Chain in Game Inventory.

>> Enter the Marble Temple.

>> Walk up to the statue and see how hard the stone is. If viable, test and try to ram one of the daggers into the stone.

"Wait. I identify myself as a Player, but I do not know if my definition and yours coincide. Could you define "Player" for us so that we don't have a misunderstanding?"

Haruka> Get hit on the head.

Haruka> OW THIS WOMAN IS CRAZY....thanks I guess....

Haruka> Pocket your medication.

Haruka> Follow the blue cat...thing..........

Saku>BLUECAT/BLUEKAT YOU CLEVER LITTLE MONKEY YOU /smacked

Team Rooster Teeth
>>QUESTION THE MEANING OF PLAYER
"You know as well as I do...Player, a human being that plays a video game and tests their skills of-" the Koala's speech suddenly became a series of clicks, screeches, and pitches of his own voice. The small animal like person twitched in a series of ways before suddenly standing still, frozen, and simply looking ahead of him. After a moment, he resumed motion and talking, "Oh? What's this? Have you come for an upgrade? You're going to need more cogs in order to do that! They are hidden through each level, look carefully!"

Jax
>>TAKE A STAB AT YOUR PLAN
Wait...What statue? You're in an arena last it was checked!

Wistuffly
>>STORE BALL AND CHAIN
Nope, sorry dude. You gotta carry it.
>>ENTER MARBLE TEMPLE
You walk towards the tem-
>>I'M STILL HERE YA IDIOT
The same dark red wolf from before intercepts your path. Is growls furiously, and charges towards you, but this time the shield on its back is floating around it in a strange circle pattern. The shield is flung at you from a distance!

Haruka
>>FOLLOW THE BLUE SMALL CAT, FOLLOW THE BLUE SMALL CAT, FOLLOW! FOLLOW! FOLLOW! FOLLOW THE BLUE SMALL CAT! *CUE TRUMPET NOISE*
You follow the blue feline into the tall grass, you blink, as you have lost sight of the small feline already. You continue around, searching, but soon you hear a growling noise! You look behind you to spot a strange blue and black creature with large ears and a starred tail glaring at you in anger(Shinx). You don't know what to do, but you realize that there are strange orange spheres in your pocket. You grab one that feels heavy...but what do you do with it...and...is that your stegosaurus plushie inside?

Alrighty dog, no more avoiding it. You have only yourself to blame.

>> Take a swing at the incoming shield with the Ball & Chain.

>Pale visibly.
"Holy shit."

Haruka> ....Uh......where did the cat go....

Haruka> AH THAT THING. WHAT ARE YOU?

Haruka> ...WHAT ARE THESE THINGS?

Haruka> WHAT IS MY-

Haruka> Cough and take your medication before you can complete that reference.

Haruka> ....Stego-senpai? What are you doing in here?

Haruka> Think it's fake and try to throw the thing like a hand grenade at the creature, after pressing the button, thinking it's something like a new sort of pin feature.

Haruka> Realize you are in range of the thing if it is a hand grenade.

Haruka> TAKE COVER

Wistuffly
>>SWING
You swing the ball in a complete circle, gaining momentum slightly before releasing it at the shield. The shield is knocked away, but the Wolf is now past your ball and chain and coming right for you!

Sparrow
>>AWAITING PARTNER RESPONSE

Haruka
The ball pops open and Stego appears from the pokeball. It appears more life like though and can stand on its legs without any support. Stego gives a bellow and appears to be awaiting a command as the other strange creature awaits for your move...

I should try out for shotput. Rather heavy, though. I don't think I have enough time to wind up for another attack with my Ball & Chain, so looks like I'll resort to an AXE KICK.

>> Punt that punk dog with a sweet Axe Kick.

Haruka> ....Stego-Senpai?

Haruka> Wonder what is going on.

Haruka> STEGO SENPAI BE AWESOME!

Wistuffly
>>DUDE, I'M A DOG...FROM OKAMI...
The canine looked up to see your foot flying into the air. It growled and time seemed to freeze as the shape of three lines appeared in front of you. When time unfreezes, your leg is blown to the side, just missing the dog. The canine leaps and manages to take a bite at your hip. You scream in agony as the wolf quickly darts away and turns and glares at you once more, standing in front of the entrance to the temple. It snarled, but didn't make any other moves.

Haruka
>>COMMAND STEGO TO BE AWESOME
Coding appears above your Stego and sunglasses drop onto your stego, wearing them properly.

EASTER EGG ACTIVATED:

>>SURROUNDINGS
The Shinx hisses and tackles the shades wearing Stego. The sunglasses are knocked off as Stego is knocked to the ground, but not out.