Pichu RPG: Totally not a ripoff of wistuffly RPG!

First topic message reminder :

This is gonna be a bit like homestuck but NOT REALLY!
so yeah.
JSUT COMMENT TO JOIN
anyways
this is gonna be text-adventure-forum thing but not really since it has a fourth wall. AND I SWEAR IF YOU BREAK IT--just kidding.
Anyways, ROOLS
If you post, YOU SHALL NOT POST until i respond with something.
NO GAHDMAHD. You know. Travelling instantly. Not taking damage.
Now.
You will need to check your surroundings to know, im just saying.
NOWWWW!
List of accepted peopls
OREOE
LUCIAS
HARUKA
Sparrow
KYOKO
Wost Offly
Empteh
Well have fun!

L: I KNOW THAT OTHER VOICE >U *no action has been made, just the thought*

Lucius: Yes you do. Now. put the owl on the floor and turn into a ball around it.

"If you can drown, that means that you need oxygen, and you excrete carbon dioxide. How does your cage differentiate between what is part of you and what isn't, so that you don't suffocate to death by your own breath? I wonder; some of the milk must have reached your mouth, and If I'm not crap at biology, saliva reacts with food and the like. Would the cage register that as a part of you?". I pause to catch my breath, then grab an oreo crumb and taste it. "I'd rather not eat sugar for the rest of my life." I pick another crumb and throw it at the cat. "Chew this and spit it out; I want to see whether it would be considered a part of you or a separate entity."

Cat: I can breathe and eat, the cage only registers my and my body parts as a part, and not the breath i use. and also, our lives are linked. i die, you die. you die, i die. So might not be a good idea to kill me.

Lucius: "Um...why?"
> Yes, question the other voice, that's probably the best idea you've had today!
L: Shut u-
> Remember what i said!!!!
L: .........

I nod. "Therefore, it's in your best interest to aid me, such that we both make it out alive." I sigh. "See, I'm trying to find out what defines your body part. Is your fur a body part? Because if so, I could shave you and use the fur as bedding for a pack. If your blood is a body part, I can put the cage against someone's nose and he'll suffocate because he breathed the blood. Now hurry up and do it!"

Cat: my fur is a body part, but it cant be shaved because IM A KiTTEN FOR GODS SAKE. plus you cant really make me bleed unless i get sick with one of those diseases that make me cough blood.. Anyways, there seems to be nothing here except the nearly broken wall..

"Dude, it's abundantly clear that you're trying to railroad me somewhere for reasons that I do not know of. And why can't I shave your fur? So what if you're a kitten? You have fur, and I can exploit it."
I'd like to make a note of the items I have:
Puke juice (AKA: Dr. Pepper) x 4
Wooden sword
Leather armor set laced with gold (Explain, please?)
Root beer can
Detective Hat

Hm... What's the capacity of the detective hat?

Oreo: Notices rock on ground
Oreo: Ignores everything around him and then tries to crawl to the rock

Oreo: Notice it's a huge rock. As it glows blue, it illuminates the area around it. There's paintings on it two. one of a guy in the room you were just in.
Sparrow: It has gold around the edges, and the detective hat can fit around your head perfectly. The wooden sword also seems to be a bit ragged and old, but it can do damage if in a fight. The leather armor will help protect you as well, providing +2 protection.

Haruka> Look at the other boy.

Haruka> Crawl out.

Haruka> "Do you have any food?"

Haruka> Starve.

Achievement Get: Starve

Haruka: Notice the button wall.
Tiger: If you press the buttons, you can a: teleport or b: get items.

Haruka> Noticed the button wall.

Haruka> Mash buttons like a video gamer.

Haruka: Notice items falling from the sky. + Dr. Pepper, + Chicken leg, + leather armor with blue around the edges, + YOU'RE IN A NEW ROOM!
The room has a bed, and has a trapdoor. the bed has light blue covers and a matress, on a bed frame made out of a strange material. there is a small drawer with a candle on it, with a couple of DR.PEPPER CANS on it.
The trapdoor is in the middle of the room, and a bared window opens up to the outside.
There is also a desk of which seems to have a chair and a notebook.
The desk has four drawers, one of us is above the area where you put your chair, two on the right side, and a huge one on the left. The EARTHQUAKE has stopped, luckily enough, and is now replaced by the sound of you STARVING. there is no visible doors other then the trapdoor and no way outside other then the window. Also, the notebook has WORDS ON IT (GASP) and also you're now starving. STARVING SKILLS + 5!

>look at the rock in amazement
> Attempt to take the awesome rock