Pichu RPG: Totally not a ripoff of wistuffly RPG!

First topic message reminder :

This is gonna be a bit like homestuck but NOT REALLY!
so yeah.
JSUT COMMENT TO JOIN
anyways
this is gonna be text-adventure-forum thing but not really since it has a fourth wall. AND I SWEAR IF YOU BREAK IT--just kidding.
Anyways, ROOLS
If you post, YOU SHALL NOT POST until i respond with something.
NO GAHDMAHD. You know. Travelling instantly. Not taking damage.
Now.
You will need to check your surroundings to know, im just saying.
NOWWWW!
List of accepted peopls
OREOE
LUCIAS
HARUKA
Sparrow
KYOKO
Wost Offly
Empteh
Well have fun!

Oreo: Teleport to a dark room, with two people on the floor, and a huge wall of buttons behind you, with a huge blue glowy rock in the middle.
(the rock looks different for everyone. example: it's blue for oreo, green for hakura, and red for lucius.)

Lucius: *doesn't know what to do*
> Pretend the earthquake is your power
L: No.
>Yes
L: NO
> Fine, BABY BABY OH
L: *writhes on floor in agony*

> Be a failure.

Haruka> ....

Haruka> Try and duck and cover again, under the rock.

Oreo: Pretends that the whole drowning thing never happened and just stare at the two people on the ground
Oreo: Eventually think 'What the heck are they doing??'
Oreo: Doesn't see the rock yet

Oreo: Notice the earthquake.
Haruka: Notice you cant crawl under the rock.
Lucius: Notice that there's another person. and that justin beiber is dead in this universe, therefore the voice in his head shouldnt be able to sing it. for he never existed.

Lucius: Wonder wtf the other voice is talking about, his voice just has terrible singing
> Just ignore him
L: Why
> Must you question everything I say?
L: Why not?
> BEcause if you stop questioning me, I shall lead to you greatness! You wanted your destiny didn't you? i can SHOW you your destiny. your Destiny is to be my slave. A unfortunate destiny, yes, but beggars can't be choosers. That enough for you?
L: ...........
> Now, there's another person in the room, address them.
L: "Who are you?"

TALK MODE ACTIVATEd. BOOP

pikapikaaa wrote:

???: You keep throwing the cat at the buttons and stuff keeps falling.
Off the marble pillars into the endless pit below.
You manage to notice some stuff is falling onto the crate and not falling. 1. More dr.pepper. atleast 3 more bottles. 2. a fancy detective hat. 3. the fact that YOU'RE IN A COMPLETELY NEW ROOM.

"Wait, wha? YOU pressed the button; why'd I teleport?" I mutter profanities quietly at first, then loudly with complete disregard for anything that may lurk there. I sigh and gather all the items I'd scavenged, then examine (IN DETAIL, GOD DAMN IT!) my new surroundings.

Oreo: Notice the earthquake and then fall to the ground
Oreo: Hears a voice talking to him
Oreo: Doesn't question on who it is and answers with a quick simple "I'm Oreo!"

Sparrow: There appears to be a slight waist-heigh milk problem, with the walls soaked with milk, and the roof too.the milk also has tons of oreo crumbs inside it. There's another button wall and another one of those machines he saw. you also notice that there's a few planks floating in the milk, suggesting the floor fell apart a bit, and the wall seems to be a bit damaged.
Cat: Well.. I feel like one of the other people also put in this situation were here... which explains the milk...but the oreo crumbs..?

"So, if nothing can exit your cage, does that mean nothing can enter it, either?" Without warning, I dump the cage inside the milk and wait a few moments before bringing it out.

Haruka> Brighten at the sound of food.

Haruka> Realize that there is an earthquake and you cant get the talking oreo.

Haruka> Cry.

Cat: Things can come in and come out but they cant hurt me. also i CAN DROWN so i'd appreciate it if you didnt do that again...
Haruka: Hear a voice inside your head saying: 'that's his name. He isnt food.'

> Fool, you forgot the owl! Go get the owl!
L: "Oh Snap!" *rushes and grabs owl cage* "Sorry about that"
>You're acting too differently
L: How?
> You're acting smart
L: .......

Lucius: Realise the voice in your head just dissed you.