Pichu RPG: Totally not a ripoff of wistuffly RPG!

First topic message reminder :

This is gonna be a bit like homestuck but NOT REALLY!
so yeah.
JSUT COMMENT TO JOIN
anyways
this is gonna be text-adventure-forum thing but not really since it has a fourth wall. AND I SWEAR IF YOU BREAK IT--just kidding.
Anyways, ROOLS
If you post, YOU SHALL NOT POST until i respond with something.
NO GAHDMAHD. You know. Travelling instantly. Not taking damage.
Now.
You will need to check your surroundings to know, im just saying.
NOWWWW!
List of accepted peopls
OREOE
LUCIAS
HARUKA
Sparrow
KYOKO
Wost Offly
Empteh
Well have fun!

Haruka> Say hi to the boy.

Haruka> Be hungry again...

Haruka> Ask if he has any food as well.

Haruka: Say hi to the boy, And notice he kicked the rock. also ask if he has any food.
Lucius: kick the rock, then hear someone say hi, then ask if you have any food.

Alright then. How do I see the other pillars if I'm currently indoo- you know what, fuck it. I'm going to examine the machinery. Please tell me, in detail, what they look like. What the buttons are like, which ones are especially prominent, which ones have labels if any, etc. I'll also go and look at the cat, check if it's sapient and able to respond to my words of greeting, and if not, kill it so that I don't have to go through the trouble if I'm hungry later.

Lucius > Look at the girl
Lucius > Say you have no food and apologize
Lucius > wonder if you can claim to be god...

Haruka> Fail to make out the guy's image.

Haruka> Ask who he is.

Haruka> Starve.


HARUKA IS A GUYYYYYY /sits in corner sobbing

???:The machinery has two platforms, both seperate, with a lever in the middle. the middle part, which takes another pillar to hold it up, is a metal chunk with a control panel below the switch. The buttons are small red buttons,on a thin peice of metal, running up the wall. You jump over to the cat gracefully, increasing your pillar jumping stats by 5! You examine the cat which is a dark grey color, and say hi, hoping it responds.
Cat: Hi. What's your name? As i am your helper, you need to tell me what your name is so i dont just call you 'guy'. Also, it's a pleasure to meet you.

Lucius:Tell the guy you have no food and ponder if you should claim yourself as god.
Haruka: Ask who the guy is, then start starving. (ALSO HARUKA IS A GUY)

How did I travel between pillars if there are walls?
Anyways.
"Hi. Call me... I have no clue. I... Holy crap, I don't know what my name is. Um... Call me... Sparrow. Yeah, call me sparrow until I remember what my name is.
Wow. Yeah.
Anyway, I don't suppose there's any food or anything. Not that I'm hungry, but it appears as though I'll be stuck here for a while, and if there's no food or anything, I'll have to resort to eating you. And I don't really want to eat anything sentient unless I'm starving, so..."

Cat:Actually, That button wall can summon things and teleport you..

Haruka> Try and walk over to the guy to see what he's looking at.

"See, that doesn't actually matter when I don't know what each individual button does. If I just start pressing buttons randomly, I'm going to end up in God-knows-where, or I'm gonna find a dinosaur falling from the sky. Ceiling. Whatever. I'm not going to go around pressing buttons without knowing what each thing does or how each thing does it.
"So that means that unless there's a storage room with food that does not come from a wall whose buttons are difficult to predict, I'm eating you."

Haruka: Notice paintings, and with two people, one with a room filled with milk and a boy in the milk, the other with a boy talking to a cat on marble pillars.
Cat:I cant come out of this cage, dead OR alive, without shrinking. So the only way to get food you can actually EAT is to press the buttons. plus, i can hear from the other helpers, most of the other ones that have helpes have done the button thing as well. also, you can shrink the crate to fit in your pocket. and take me around. but you should really know you NEED to press the buttons.

"Why? What's to stop me from using you as a proxy? Throwing you against buttons so that I can see what happens without any adverse effects happening to me directly?"
As though to explain myself, I go back to the buttons and throw Mr. Fluffers (as I dub him in my head) against one of the many buttons.

Haruka> Look fascinated at the paintings and asked if the boy made it.

Lucius > Snap out of Daydreaming and consult O'Mighty Owl about the boy, hope he doesn't think you're crazy...

(Sakura, Kat, You can talk for a while without me following.i will tell you when you're under my control again. act like your helpers are conversing in secret using something like telepathy.)

???: You throw the cage with the cat in it against the buttons and it drops a rootbeer, a wooden sword,  and some fancy leather armor-ish stuff, laced with gold.

Flint: Well, He also has a helper, of which is a tiger. no, you are not insane.