Pichu RPG: Totally not a ripoff of wistuffly RPG!

This is gonna be a bit like homestuck but NOT REALLY!
so yeah.
JSUT COMMENT TO JOIN
anyways
this is gonna be text-adventure-forum thing but not really since it has a fourth wall. AND I SWEAR IF YOU BREAK IT--just kidding.
Anyways, ROOLS
If you post, YOU SHALL NOT POST until i respond with something.
NO GAHDMAHD. You know. Travelling instantly. Not taking damage.
Now.
You will need to check your surroundings to know, im just saying.
NOWWWW!
List of accepted peopls
OREOE
LUCIAS
HARUKA
Sparrow
KYOKO
Wost Offly
Empteh
Well have fun!

Haruka> Awaken. And also take a casual look around.

Wonder if there is food.

And your Stegosaurus Plush.

Haruka: You're in a room. There is a small rug, a door, and what seems like a wall of buttons.
There is a stegosaurus plush taped to your back. Also, You notice that you have this wierd machine that looks like you put a thing on it and things come out.

Haruka> Put your hand on the machine and watch as things come out.

Actually, no. That is stupid. Retrieve plushie!

You attempt to take it off your back and cant rech.

Haruka> Correct the weird voice and say that it's *reach

Achievement get: Fourth Wall Breaker!

Lucius >Wake the hell up! Are you deaf? LOOK AT YOUR SURROUNDINGS!

(Mind if I join?)

Lucius: You are in a huge cave with some glowy thing that is making some wierd sounds.

Hakura: It was a grammatical error okay? Now DO SOMETHING--oh wait what's that cage?

Lucius> Go to the glowy thing! FIND YOUR DESTINY!!! Eat a cheeseburger or something while you're at it, you look like you haven't eaten for days...

Haruka> What cage?

Haruka> Reassure Stegosaurus.

Haruka> Be hungry.

Haruka: That cage! Over there! In the courner. LOOK AT IT

Lucius: When you approach the glowy thing you teleport! You notice a fourth wall being broken and you suddenly dissappear and pop in somewhere else.

Haruka> Walk over to the cage to see if there is food. Still hungry.

Lucius > Question what a Fourth Wall is
Lucius > Look around
Lucius > Plot to murder whoever cheated you of your destiny

Oreo: Supposedly eats 'Oreos' doing nothing else.

Lucius: Notice that your 'destiny' was getting teleported there, to that room with a wall of buttons an a throne and a royal-looking red carpet with marble pillars. Also notice fairly-sized drink and huge chicken leg.
Oreo: Run out of oreos.
Haruka: Notice the cage has a tiger in it and it has a huge baked chicken next to it with a sprite.