Pichu RPG: Totally not a ripoff of wistuffly RPG!

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This is gonna be a bit like homestuck but NOT REALLY!
so yeah.
JSUT COMMENT TO JOIN
anyways
this is gonna be text-adventure-forum thing but not really since it has a fourth wall. AND I SWEAR IF YOU BREAK IT--just kidding.
Anyways, ROOLS
If you post, YOU SHALL NOT POST until i respond with something.
NO GAHDMAHD. You know. Travelling instantly. Not taking damage.
Now.
You will need to check your surroundings to know, im just saying.
NOWWWW!
List of accepted peopls
OREOE
LUCIAS
HARUKA
Sparrow
KYOKO
Wost Offly
Empteh
Well have fun!

"I assume that that's a furnace for my cristals, right? Any idea on how to use it?" I look out the window and take stock of my surroundings there.

> Rephrasing.....

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Rephrased!

Haruka> Hold the Boomerang in case of danger, and then try to unlock the trapdoor using your two keys, one at a time.

No longer on hold!

Sparrow: You look out the window. Notice that it's all TREES, and there's not much to the sides. There appears to be a lantern sitting in the window, of which you automatically COLLECT. You think you see a pair of glowing yellow eyes in the forest.
Mr.Fluffers: You put the crystals into the hole on the furnace. I'm not so sure what they told us it was called.
Haruka: You unlock the trapdoor. it swings open, with no ladder, and it's an open jump. if you go down, there's no way back.
Meowth: Meowth.
Lucius: The meowth just meowthed you.

L: Asks the meowth if it'll not attack him if he sets it down, be sure to ask it nicely!

Meowth: Meowth.

L: Put the meowth back down, if it attacks then whack it with your dual swords with the flat ends.

NO, I DO NOT AUTOMATICALLY COLLECT THE LANTERN. THAT IS STUPID AND IS EITHER A WASTE OF SPACE IN THE CAGE OR HEAVY. IT WILL ALSO BE DANGEROUS TO CARRY THAT AROUND IN A FOREST, AND I DO NOT KNOW WHETHER IT IS CURSED OR NOT OR WHATEVER. DO NOT AUTOMATICALLY MAKE ME DO STUPID THINGS.
THANK YOU.

"I don't think I need to get any items; I'll just use the cage as a source of illumination. It's not that bright, but I don't need it to be too bright when I go out. And even if something - like those fucking eyes - attacks, I've got an indestructible weapon that turns everything partly inside it into paper mache."
I examine the floor, on which there should be blood. Is the blood dry? Wet? How much blood is there? Is it arranged in some sort of pattern?

Lucius: You set down the meowth.
Meowth: Climb up Lucius.
Sparrow: Okay, Okay. Jeez. The blood is dry, and it seems to look like its in some ritual pose. You notice a key on the ground.

NOT ENOUGH INFORMATION.
Also, I refuse to touch the key as of yet.

Well, if I can't get my SICK.HACKS up and going, I might as well check the stock market.

Haruka> GERONIMOOOOOOOOO

Spoiler:

((x))

Ant: It's in a pose of a cross, a ton of tiny crosses, all across the floor.
Wistuffly: You cannot connect to the internet!
Sakura: You jump down the trapdoor! You fall for a long time, then you hit water in the dark. There's light at the surface, but there's a chest at the bottom of the water.
(sorry! I had a ton of stuff to do.)