"Life" the PARODY

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(This is an absolute PARODY of "life", Only people in "life" rp can enter and there is no posting order. This rp is purely for the sake of doing a bunch of hilarious things...)

Nick suddenly woke to find himself in area, it was green and dark. A few feet away from him he saw a green shape, with a round and green shape not far off from it. He wondered where he was, he looked at his claw hand and tried to use it's electricity to make some kind of light, he only made a meager spark that was similar to a flashlight's light. he shined the light onto the green shape to find a strange green decapitated creature. It came to him, this was one of those insanely old children's programs called Tellitubbies. He wondered why it was so violent though, were video games for kids this dark? He sat up, not really phased by the view since it was just a AI and not a real person.

'Well no sh*t Sherlock...' Nick thought with a huff, "Well, at least I got a brand new claw out of it...is this poison?" Nick sniffed the goo on the end of the claw tips. He wiped his claws on the floor which caused the grass to instantly turn brown and die with a cartoonish squeal. He flinched and said, "Yep...that was poison..."

Kat had just snickered when Steve began to attack. A series of numbers wrapped around her and she disappeared. She floated about unseen to anything, she was like a ghost in this form, unseen and unable to touch anything. She smiled as she stared at Nick, "My puppet..." she purred. She cackled, "This continue at a later date..." with that code enveloped her again and she disappeared.

CALMLY GRAB YOUR CHAKRAMS ===>

Auron calmly grabs his chakrams calmly. Was it really needed to add the calmly? Havoc isn't sexi.

DAWN YOUR SOCKS AND SANDALLS ===>

He "wears," them, this isn't the 1800's

GO FOR A STROLL ===>

(OOC: That's a link too BTW)

This isn't the time to stroll!

Eat the pumpkin ===>

For the last time there IS NO PUMPKIN!

Stand there and wave your arms ===>

That was a perfectly harsh, horrific, heinous waste of 5 minutes.