Corrupted Wishing Well 2

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First topic message reminder :

I'm sure most of you know this game -- make a wish, and have it come true. Problem is, the wishing well is corrupted and as such the fulfillment of the wish goes terribly awry!

To those who don't know what I'm talking about, here's the gist:
1. Grant the wish above you, making it go wrong somehow.
2. Make a wish yourself.
3. Lather, rinse, repeat.

For example:

Person 1: I wish for some sushi.

Person 2: Granted, but it seems that the fish has gone rotten, and it's given you food poisoning!
I wish for a puppy.

Person 3: Granted, but it's vicious and it tears up your furniture.
I wish I was the smartest person in the world.

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I will start.
I wish Pokemon were real.

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The beast comes from the well and strangles you to death because he's pissed off about how you wished upon something other than him.
I wish I could win the game.

Posts : 783 Poké : 100 Join date : 2013-01-21

Granted, but now peeta wants revenge on you for killing katniss everdeen
I wish i didnt make so many references

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishing Well 2 Tue Jan 29, 2013 3:32 pm

Granted, now I kill you because of those ridiculous references you have already done.

I wish I could draw better.

Posts : 783 Poké : 100 Join date : 2013-01-21

Granted...but wouldnt you want to draw something other than"better"?
I replace your head with a melon

Posts : 783 Poké : 100 Join date : 2013-01-21

Err mb wrong one i wish your head was a melon

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishing Well 2 Thu Jan 31, 2013 2:11 pm

Lol dude learn to use the EDIT option. Please. There's an edit button right at the upper right of your post.

Granted. Now I turn you into a prune.

I wish I had the power to conjure Kitkats.

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Granted, but you are unable to control your new conjuration-based power, and within seconds of wishing your wish, you crush yourself under hundreds of thousands of pounds of Kit Kats.

I wish I was Alkaline-based.

Guest

Granted. That doesn't save you from getting bludgeoned to death. By me.
I wish that my wish was more wishful than it currently is.

Posts : 783 Poké : 100 Join date : 2013-01-21

Granted now your wishfulness makes you depressed
I wish i had a doctorate

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Granted, but you have a doctorate in cheese making.
I wish for a wishing well that isn't corrupted.

Posts : 783 Poké : 100 Join date : 2013-01-21

Granted, this well put the new well in your back yard
I wish i could redo my french quiz

Guest

Granted. Unfortunately, you were accused of cheating because of it and, thus, neither test counted.
It's funny; my french exam was today too.
I wish that Maxiorc's spelling and grammar would improve. Seriously. No offense to you, but dear GOD I can't understand half of what you're trying to say.

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Granted, but he now only speaks perfect latin

I wish that the next wisher after me would get Pokerus

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Granted. I got the Pokerus. I then killed you in my rage and in revenge.
I wish that HOLY CRAP, ROUGE HAS A THIEF SIGNATURE. Anyway. *Hem hem* I wish that I was a boss. Not like a boss. A boss. I wanna be a boss like a boss.

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You become the boss of every single dust mite in the world.
You rule with an iron fist.

I wish for Sakura to reply to my post.

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