Corrupted Wishing Well 2

Guest

I'm sure most of you know this game -- make a wish, and have it come true. Problem is, the wishing well is corrupted and as such the fulfillment of the wish goes terribly awry!

To those who don't know what I'm talking about, here's the gist:
1. Grant the wish above you, making it go wrong somehow.
2. Make a wish yourself.
3. Lather, rinse, repeat.

For example:

Person 1: I wish for some sushi.

Person 2: Granted, but it seems that the fish has gone rotten, and it's given you food poisoning!
I wish for a puppy.

Person 3: Granted, but it's vicious and it tears up your furniture.
I wish I was the smartest person in the world.

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I will start.
I wish Pokemon were real.

Guest

Granted! Unfortunately you get kidnapped by Hypno and are never seen or heard from again...
I wish I had a Bass Cannon!

Guest

Granted, but it implodes out of sheer awesomeness.

I wish I had a harmless pet velociraptor.

Guest

Granted, but it is put down and studied by scientists who don't know it is harmless.
I wish all Pokemon but those in Creepypastas/creepy myths were real.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishing Well 2 Mon Sep 17, 2012 10:50 pm

Granted but there is endless pokemon wars which devestate the world

I wish that I had 9 lives.

Guest

Granted, but the process turns you into a cat.
I wish I was the richest person in the world.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishing Well 2 Mon Sep 17, 2012 10:58 pm

(Personally that wouldnt be that bad)Granted but then you suffacate in your own money.

I wish that my brother will be quiet.

Guest

Granted but he is now mute.
I wish there was world peace.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishing Well 2 Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:02 pm

(THAT WOULD BE AWESOME) Granted but now everything is boring.

I wish my teacher wouldn't be so strict.

Guest

Granted but now you get in trouble all the time with the principal because of what your teacher told you to do.
I wish that nobody ever went hungry.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishing Well 2 Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:07 pm

Granted but now the world is completely stripped of reasources and then everyone dies of sickness.

I wish that I could be someone else for a bit.

Guest

Granted but you are stuck as me for 100 years.
I wish wizards were real.

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishing Well 2 Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:15 pm

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO) Granted but then I am a wizard and you are my apprentace. (>:3)

I wish that I had magic.

Guest

Granted, but you are Mia in Magic Rp.
I wish I could find my upload cable for computer...

Subject: Re: Corrupted Wishing Well 2 Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:34 pm

Granted but it installs a virus that takes over your computer.

I wish that I could have more wishes.

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