Life the RPG

Ok, I've been wanting to revive Life for a while now. Problem was: I didn't know how to make it work. I'd like to Thank PikaPikaa and Wistuffly for inspiring this idea: Do Life as an RPG.

What is Life:
Life is an old and popular rp that I had killed because it was too much for me to keep track of everything. Life is about a popular and realistic Video Game system that adapts to the user's preferences. If your favorite game is minecraft, it will adopt a minecraft feel and still keep new things in. The game is a SYSTEM and it is ENTIRELY independent(No internet connection needed or servers for hooking up with friends across the world or even buying video games as you can simply ask the system for the advertised game) and surprisingly cheap. There's a glitch on the Final Boss though, the final boss will appear but then the screen will freeze and a high pitched noise will send the player into a coma. The rp is about what is happening to the player, who has been turned into their character(That they can fully customize at any time they wish) and has been INSERTED INTO THE GAME. Now let's hope I don't completely fail!

Rules:
YOU MUST BEGIN AS HUMAN.
Regarding upgrades: You can request certain upgrades which are received when you defeat a boss. If the upgrade is deemed NOT over powered at your current level then you may receive that as your next upgrade.
You can join other people's "Servers" by sending an invitation, you will go if they accept. If you wish to leave then simply state "LOG OUT" to go to a new game, this may be denied sometimes though by the glitch.

COMMANDS:
>>LOG OUT
Return to your original game, may not work all the time.

>>GLITCH
Use only when the person you're with is lagging out or not posting, will bring you back to your first game.

>>JOIN *INSERT NAME HERE*
Joins someone. May not work all the time.

>>INVITE *INSERT NAME HERE*
Invites someone to your game. May not work all the time.

>>SHOW FRIENDS
Shows you the player listings and their current status.

All other commands are locked, and will be unlocked/revealed as the game goes on.

You may decide to rp it out as if you were in a normal rp or do ">" to enter your commands.

now, let us begin shall we?
How to begin:

>>START
>>APPERANCE: *Insert Your Game Character's Appearance Here*
>>AWAKE

Participants | Status
Pichu | :'( B
Nazgul | x(
Claire | :) B
Sparrow | :I
Haruka | :'(
Sakura | :) L
Gavin | x(

Condition meanings:
:'( = Bad
:) = Good
:I = Stuck
x( = Not posting/lagging
L = Locked
B = in a Boss Battle/Puzzle

Participants Dead:
Lydia(Sakura)

Lydia> Start
Lydia> Insert Appearance: Lydia has the appearance of a child with long straight black hair, blue eyes, pale skin, and a dress, but has small brownish small wings that she can (eventually |D) fly with for short periods of time.
Lydia> Awaken

LYDIA:
>>DENIED.
>>REASON: The Power of Flight can only be received through an upgrade. Your wings are currently too small and can only help you in double jumping.
>>LOCATION: You find yourself in a strange shrine that is absolutely massive. Ahead of you lies what appears to be an altar with a girl on it that seems dead. You look to your sides and notice that there are 16 giant statues, 8 on each side and each are large with a different appearance. The place appears ancient, but a voice speaks to you from the heavens.
>>VOICE: Yee who dare set foot here.........Seek out the statues, and destroy them.
>>THOUGHTS: It seems that some of the speaker's voice was cut out...

Pika>START
Pika>APPERANCE:Brown hair, 15, Blue shirt and Blue pants, no pockets other then on the shirt, Blue eyes, Thin, Pale-ish.
Pika> Suddenly wake up.

Lydia> A shri-HOLY S*** THAT GIRL IS DEAD

Lydia> Carefully inspect the statues.

LYDIA:
>>HOLY SHIT THAT GIRL IS DEAD: Yes the girl is indeed Dead. You do not notice any wounds though from where you are.
>>INSPECT STATUES:
You know there are 16 statues, but every time you try to look at one it is suddenly covered by black and white squares that don't look to be part of the game. Perhaps the glitch isn't allowing you to see them? Though the first statue closest to the girl on the left seems to be allowing you to see it. You walk towards it and inspect it. You note that its freaking huge, you note that it looks similar to a rabbit, you also note that it seems to be slightly off in some way. You can't quite put your finger on it though. It seems to be standing on its hind legs and looking down at you with a furious glare. Almost as if on cue, a sword drops down from the ceiling and clatters on the floor. You here the neighing of a horse and galloping. A strange brown horse has run up from the stairs that sank down into a large valley and into the altar room. It looks at you and turns around, there is a saddle on it's back.

PIKA
>>You awaken to find yourself in a strange room. It seems old fashion, like from the 1700s or so. It appears that someone rich lives here. You see candles around the area and in a strange formation around you with a strange red liquid that trails from candle to candle, connecting each one into the shape of a pentagram. You notice that this appears to be someone's bedroom, and a painting it in front the bed of a strange woman that is surrounded by even more candles that are placed in a strange manner that suggests a love shrine.

Pika> Question if the red liquid is blood, and attempt to taste it. Then proceed to COMPLETELY RUIN THE SHRINE BECAUSE OF FLIPPING OUT

Lydia> What are you talking about? Bunnies are ador-I'M SO SORRY RABBITS ARE TERRIFYING SPARE ME!

Lydia> Try to see if the horse is friendly/if the saddle has any traps on it.

Pika:
>>TASTE
You put your finger on the red liquid and attempt to taste it. It tastes more like wine than blood, though there is a hint of the substance of life.
>>FLIP OUT
You see no reason to ruin the shrine! The girl is beautiful to your eyes! Why would you ruin such a lovely little show of love? Instead, you destroy the pentagram of candles, AFTER snuffing the candles out.
>>SURROUNDINGS
You hear something clatter from inside the house. Perhaps a dish? It's soon followed by another, and another. You hear grumbling after each crash. You look to the old looking door, its slightly ajar and a light is seen from the end of the hall that you can peer into. The hall is dark, but it seems to lead into a room that contains light. The shadow of what appears to be an elderly man smashing round plates is shown, against what is unknown.


Saku:
>>HORSE = FRIENDLY?
You approach the horse, who upon closer inspection seems to have a few dark red flecks on it, not blood but the color. The horse neighs and stamps its hoof as if to say "Hurry up!" the horse appears to be impatient and eager to take you somewhere. It looks at you once more and decided to walk towards the sword and stamp its hooves impatiently. This horse looks at you as if to say, "What's wrong with you? Are you stupid?" The saddle appears normal.

Pika> Flip out more, pick up the picture and put it on my head randomly. Attempt to screw around as much as possible in the first room before continuing.

Lydia> ....

(OOC)Sakura> I fear this will get Lydia killed. FORGIVE ME!

Lydia> Hop on the saddle and ride the pony!

Pika
>>FLIP OUT AND SCREW AROUND
You wonder how these absurd thoughts have ever come to your mind! You refuse to do what the thoughts are telling you!
>>SURROUNDINGS
The door creaks open slightly as a rat moves past and knocks its shoulders on the door. The rat looks at you for a moment before quickly darting away and hiding under then bed.

Saku:
>>...
...............

>>GET ALONG LITTLE PONY!
The horse does not move, he instead turns his head to look at you as if you were stupid once more. A light is cast from a hole in the ceiling to the sword below and the voice from before speaks once more.
>>VOICE
Take thy sword moron!

Lydia> Take thy sword

Lydia> BECOME JOAN OF ARC

Lydia> GO FORTH, SHADOWFAX!

Pika> Look out the door. If you see something that could kill you, hide under the bed with the rat.

Lydia
>>TAKE SWORD
You have received the sword! The sword has a strange engraving in it that you do not understand, the only word that is in your language is "Shadows". The sword seems perfect for you, and feels as if its more of an sharp extension of your arm. It is neither too heavy nor too light, you could do some serious damage with this thing!
>>BECOME JOAN OF ARC
You now suddenly look exactly like Joan of Arc!

Pika
>>LOOK OUT DOOR
You look out the door into the dark hallway with the light casting a shadow. The old man seems to have wandered off, and the candle light out there is dying slightly. He must have been there for hours! You count yourself lucky that you got here when you did! You also notice that the candles in the room you are in are also close to dying. You begin to see shapes in the shadows that aren't really there...
>>HIDE IF YOU SEEN ANYTHING THAT CAN KILL YOU
You see nothing that can kill you therefor you do not hide.