Pichu RPG: Totally not a ripoff of wistuffly RPG!

First topic message reminder :

This is gonna be a bit like homestuck but NOT REALLY!
so yeah.
JSUT COMMENT TO JOIN
anyways
this is gonna be text-adventure-forum thing but not really since it has a fourth wall. AND I SWEAR IF YOU BREAK IT--just kidding.
Anyways, ROOLS
If you post, YOU SHALL NOT POST until i respond with something.
NO GAHDMAHD. You know. Travelling instantly. Not taking damage.
Now.
You will need to check your surroundings to know, im just saying.
NOWWWW!
List of accepted peopls
OREOE
LUCIAS
HARUKA
Sparrow
KYOKO
Wost Offly
Empteh
Well have fun!

Oreo: Eat the awesome pile of Oreos
Oreo: Then look around and try to find some milk to go with those awesome Oreos!

Lucius > Stare at pictures
Lucius > Poke the picture with pillars with a stick if you can find one, if not then poke it with your shoe

Oreo: While moving away from the wall you press a button and the room fills with milk.
Lucius: You poke the picture with your shoe.
???:You notice something poking you but you dont know what it is.

Haruka> Tell the tiger that Stego-senpai will only hold it if he wants to hold it.

Haruka> Ask Stego-senpai nicely if he would like to hold Tiger-san.

... Disregarding grammar, you need to get better at describing things. Am I able to see the floor at all? If I don't know my goals are, does that mean I'm an amnesiac? How big are these pillars? I mean, they're pretty big, obviously, considering that they fit this much machinery, but that's not much information to go by. HOW MANY PILLARS ARE THERE? Are they all on the same height? Are some taller than others? Are they ordered in any particular manner, or are they completely random?
How big is the cat, and how big is the cage that contains it? Is it vicious? Cute? Dead? How do I know that I'm on a pillar in a sea of pillars if there are walls keeping me from seeing other pillars?
Do the buttons happen to have labels? Are they large, or small? How many are there? Is it an innumerable amount? Is there a ceiling, or am I outdoors? If it's the former, how far away is it, and what's on it, while if it's the latter, what time is it, and are there any peculiarities to note?
I'm not going to bother checking what's poking me yet. I've got too much to explore.

Lucius > Wait for something to happen if something is going to happen....since no results were said about poking it with shoe...

((Dude, results please....even if nothing happened then say nothing happened...)

Lucius: The boy in the painting didnt seem to be fazed by you poking your shoe against the painting.
???:You cant see the floor, I guess you are an amnesiac, The pillars go on for miles in different directions, the machines somewhat close to you, The button wall goes up trough the roof, all the buttons are small and it seems someone tried to jam all the buttons on, The cat is small, it's cute, the cage is about the size of one of those pet carriers,You are inside, no windows, so time doesnt matter,there are no lights but it's surprisingly light from nowhere, they have no numbers, All pillars the same hight, you cant see the end of the pillars, THERE. <_>
Haruka:Stego-Senpai holds the cage for you.

Haruka> Thank Stego-Senpai, then investigate the buttons.

Lucius > Put shoe back on
Lucius > try kicking the rock as hard as you can without hurting yourself

All but Lucius: Notice a shaking.
Lion: Those buttons can teleport you or summon things. There's another machine over there, if you put two things on it, NOT YOU OR ME,  but items, They will combine... Wait, What was that shaking?
Lucius: They seem to be shaking, the pictures, after you kick it.

Haruka> EARTHQUAKE

Haruka> HIT THE FLOOOOORRRRR

Haruka: You hit the floor. The floor cries. your floor cruelty skills go up by 2.

Haruka> Apologize to the floor. What were you thinking?

Stego-Senpai> Glare at Haruka with judgement.

Haruka: The floor accepts your apology but asks you to not do it again.

Haruka> Look at the wall and press a button.