Pichu RPG: Totally not a ripoff of wistuffly RPG!

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This is gonna be a bit like homestuck but NOT REALLY!
so yeah.
JSUT COMMENT TO JOIN
anyways
this is gonna be text-adventure-forum thing but not really since it has a fourth wall. AND I SWEAR IF YOU BREAK IT--just kidding.
Anyways, ROOLS
If you post, YOU SHALL NOT POST until i respond with something.
NO GAHDMAHD. You know. Travelling instantly. Not taking damage.
Now.
You will need to check your surroundings to know, im just saying.
NOWWWW!
List of accepted peopls
OREOE
LUCIAS
HARUKA
Sparrow
KYOKO
Wost Offly
Empteh
Well have fun!

Lucius: As you walk by the house you see a girl sitting up in bed looking around. a normal human girl. not from a painting from the rock, and not from the painting room... but you ignore it and goes to the swordskill training area and goes inside. there's an empty room with a button you press labeled: PRESS THIS TO ENTER QUE.
Haruka: It is made of a blackish material, and it feels really smooth. it looks a bit like dark matter if it was smooth, soft, and able to be touched. also you take the candle. and you pocket the orbs too. but then you realise you just got pockets. and you put the orbs in them. FALSE MAGIC + 5.
Oreo:You are underground, in a prison. there's blood spattered on the wall, and you are on a rough rotted cot. there's a desk with a chair made of splintered wood with a camcorder and a note on it. the desk has nothing special, and there is nothing special around. you are in something it also looks like an insane asylum. your door is made of a supersoft material, same with the rest of the room. The window on your door is fogged up, so you cant see outside.
Ant: When you look trough the crack you can see.. well... ABsoLUTELY... nothing. other then a glowing black rock. dont ask me how it works i dont know.
Also you get + MILK BOTTLES!

Define nothing. Is it white? Black? Where is the black rock in the nothing? Is it floating? On eye level? Does the milk that spills into the nothing disappear, or does it fall endlessly?

L: Presses button, wondering what the girl was doing here and wondering if she was going to train him.
> Booooriiiing
L: '?'
> Go have a love interest with her or something
L: '-_-'
> Come ooooon romance~ from a different world, you must go to save the universe! Who knows if you'll die or survive? You'll have a lover waiting for you at "Home", they say Love is a better motivation than fear.
L: Ignores voice.

Ant: The crack is above the milk level, and the rock is black itself, but it's glowing strangely.it isnt floating, but it may be, you just cant see it clearly. It's just darkness.
Lucius: You are grabbed by two swords and tossed down a random pit, landing on a matress. you are instantly smoothed, falling asleep, because of some gas being sprayed.

((YES.))

Browse current surroundings!

((Just going to describe what I think you mean here.))
Lucius: Cries out as two hilts smash into his chest and push him down into a pit that must have been concealed by a rug or sheet. He screams as he falls awkwardly onto the mattress, his shoulder taking the blunt of the fall as the mattress could not break the entire force of his fall. He is sent back up slightly into the air from the springs and falls on his back. His shoulder is in pain as he attempts to stand back up and see just who threw him down here, but a strange gas filled the hole and coated him, he stumbled backwards before falling back onto the mattress. He gave a groan as he fell, seeing only the light of the world above the hole and maybe the twitter of the owl as it had fallen into the hole with him before blacking out.

Haruka> Realize you are a wizard.

Achievement Get: You're a Wizard Harry!

Haruka> Inspect the trapdoor.

Yeah, but is the milk falling anywhere? This is important.

Wistuffly: You wake up in your FABULOuS ROOM before the wistuffly RPG stuff was cancelled. you are  in your FABULOUS GAMEMAKER ROOM and are currently laying down in your FABULOUS BED. the walls are solid gold as is the roof and there are desks of gold and such. there is a solid gold door, leading to you solid gold house. What do?

Lucius: You wake up(?) and you are in a completely white landscape with a human standing across. 'Hello. Welcome, to dream training. I shall train you in the art of swordplay. You have none of your armor or weapons. Here.' He tosses you two iron sword. 'Let's train up.'

He trains you in the art of swordplay. You are now good at swordplay!
You wake up in the waiting room and wonder what happened while you were asleep.

Haruka: It's locked. Also realise you arent a wizard.

Sparrow:No.

So it becomes nonexistent upon reaching the void?
Holy shit.

Anyways.

I don't think it's worth it getting the stone, so I'll just go back to the buttons and start pressing like a bosslike.

Haruka> Stop being such a party pooper.

Haruka> More details about the trapdoor/it's lock.

Sweet. Yuck it up in the FABULOUS GAMEMAKER ROOM for a bit, then travel to my solid gold abode.

Wistuffly: you open the GOLDEN DOOR to your SOLID GOLD ADOBE. upon entering you notice you are tripping BAWLS on CACTUS JUUC
OOC: Join the chatbox please wist
Haruka: It is a lock.Inside the trapdoor. Not much else. Looks like a key would fit in. You did examine everything did you?
Ant: You press the buttons randomly and end up with no items but it looks like you are with the crystal. There's another button wall and paintings, one with a person TRIPPING MAJOR BALLS on CACTUS JUICE, one with someone examining a LOCK on a TRAPDOOR, the others im not so sure about. They're blank.

Haruka> OR DID I? One more thing.

Haruka> Examine Windows.

Lucius: Wonders what happened while he was asleep, then decides to get out of this weird place since it seems to be slightly weird and terrifying. Takes Owl cage that was conveniently next to him with him.
> Boooooooooooooored...Everyone should go read Kat's story in her signature..
L: Has no idea what the > is talking about so decides to ignore him and try to get out of the village.