Pichu RPG: Totally not a ripoff of wistuffly RPG!

First topic message reminder :

This is gonna be a bit like homestuck but NOT REALLY!
so yeah.
JSUT COMMENT TO JOIN
anyways
this is gonna be text-adventure-forum thing but not really since it has a fourth wall. AND I SWEAR IF YOU BREAK IT--just kidding.
Anyways, ROOLS
If you post, YOU SHALL NOT POST until i respond with something.
NO GAHDMAHD. You know. Travelling instantly. Not taking damage.
Now.
You will need to check your surroundings to know, im just saying.
NOWWWW!
List of accepted peopls
OREOE
LUCIAS
HARUKA
Sparrow
KYOKO
Wost Offly
Empteh
Well have fun!

Lucius: NOTICE you can bite trough the rope, the cage will fall on the lever, and the lever will be switched off.

Oreo >Fall to the ground
Oreo > Start to cry
Oreo >Eventually snap out of it
Oreo > move on checking where he's going this time.

Haruka> Nod and ask if it's basically it's container, but of free will and he can move wherever he likes.

Lucius > Finally stop being a dumba** and chew the damn rope

Oreo: Only going straight, you walk into a wall full of buttons and manage to press a body-shaped formation of the buttons, spawning a motherload of oreos ontop of you.
Tiger: It's lightweight and not heavy, so i can be carried around. But i cant leave. And it teleports to the person i have been sent to help.
Lucius: CHEW TROUGH THE ROPE. The cage falls and switches the machine off, turning off the suicide throne, but also landing in your lap.

Lucius > Ask the bird to take him to hogwarts
Lucius> Keep the bird in the cage, take it with you.
Lucius> Name the bird Flinn for the heck of it
Lucius> get off the throne of Death and examine the buttons seen from earlier.

Flinn: Thanks for getting me out of situation. Also, I like the name flinn. Well, I'm gonna be your helper for your adventure! Those buttons can summon things or teleport you!

Lucius > Be amazed that the bird can talk
Lucius > Rename it Flint since it liked the name better
Lucius > Ask it to point him to his button that will take him to his.......wait for it....

Spoiler:

Flint: Well, You need to gear up first. I recommend RANDOMLY PRESSING BUTTONS!

Lucius > That's a stupid idea...
Lucius > Stupid enough to work!
Lucius > press random buttons as if going "jzdbvposjvnosfknv" on a normal keyboard

Lucius: Spawn a ton of stuff behind him, and flint tells him to stop and use that machine in the back to fuse items together to make them stronger. ITEMS GOTTEN:
Dr.Pepper
Brown Trenchcoat
Red and Black Hat
Brown hat
Red and Black Jacket
Brown Pants
Green and Blue Pant Jackets

> Lucius: F**K YEAH RED AND BLACK JACKET MATHAFAHKERS WEAR THAT SHIZ!
> Lucius: DR.PEPPER MATHAAAAAAAAAAAAAFAAAAAAAAAAAAHKAAAAAAAHS
> Lucius: Grab and wear Black and red hat and brown pants, ignore the other shiz and find some kind of mirror to check out how bada** you look!
> Lucius: Then ignore everything else and go back to the machine, wondering which to press next

Flint: You can put two things, get them both back, but you'd get a new item too, that's improved.

Lucius > Wonder wtf the bird is talking about and wonders what would happen if cage was stuffed in(without bird of course) the machine...

Flint: I can tell you're thinking of stuffing the cage in without me. If you do that, i will shrink to an atom-size and seriously go in the cracks of the earth. So please, Dont do that.