Pichu RPG: Totally not a ripoff of wistuffly RPG!

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This is gonna be a bit like homestuck but NOT REALLY!
so yeah.
JSUT COMMENT TO JOIN
anyways
this is gonna be text-adventure-forum thing but not really since it has a fourth wall. AND I SWEAR IF YOU BREAK IT--just kidding.
Anyways, ROOLS
If you post, YOU SHALL NOT POST until i respond with something.
NO GAHDMAHD. You know. Travelling instantly. Not taking damage.
Now.
You will need to check your surroundings to know, im just saying.
NOWWWW!
List of accepted peopls
OREOE
LUCIAS
HARUKA
Sparrow
KYOKO
Wost Offly
Empteh
Well have fun!

Lucius > Question the bird about knowing what he was thinking, then make a mental note of the cage opening results just in case it comes in handy.
Lucius > Become bored with the other useless clothes and instead continue pressing random buttons in hopes of something good like Dr. pepper.
Lucius > Drink DR. Pepper while you're at it.

Lucius: A item drops down upon you, of being a huge gallon-bottle of Dr. Pepper, And you get teleported with it to somewhere. Also, Your button mashing skills increased by 500!
And also your thirsty levels went down

Lucius > Dance at your new stats.
Lucius > Look around.
Lucius > Ask the smart bird where the hell you two are.

Flint: I honestly dont know myself.. But it looks like there's one SHINING LIKE HELL rock, that's green, in the middle of where we are. its dark elsewhere.. let's investigate, Lucius!

>exist

Lucius > Wonder why the hell the bird wants you to go TOWARDS the shining and possibly radioactive rock...
Lucius > Tell the bird he must be crazy.
Lucius > Look around for something else

Flint:Well The rock is something wierd-looking, and i heard from this nagging voice in my head saying it has something we need inside it.
???: You pop into existance.

> Examine surroundings and, if possible, my own body.
> Hum the tune of nyan cat.

Haruka> Feel sorry for the tiger that cannot leave, then realize that he just said something about helping a person.

Haruka> "So wait, you came to help me?"

Lucius > Obey the bird since you have nothing better to do with your existence.
Lucius > Wonder if you're insane for talking to a bird, and just imagining it talking back
Lucius > Debate how this could be leading to your destiny

???: You're on a pillar, and it seems you need to jump around on the pillars to get around.
You were wearing checkerboard pants and a checkerboard shirt, and there's two pockets.
Tiger: Yes. You can carry this cage around and it can actually shrink into a pocket. You can take me with you. I will tell you what things are!
Lucius: Approach the rock. It seems to have four paintings on it, Each moving.

Haruka> Decide to carry the cage in your pocket before making a stunning revelation.

You have no pockets.

Lucius > Examine paintings closer since the paintings apparently cant be identified as anything currently......

Alright. Perhaps I wasn't clear.
Please articulate what I see. I'm not asking what to do, I'm asking what I'm on; what do the pillars look like? How many are there? What is on the floor below the pillars? Can I make the jump to the nearest pillar, and if so, are there any pillars near that? Am I high up? Are there any objects on the pillar I'm standing on?
In addition, I'd like to know why I'm jumping around on pillars. In fact, I'd like to know who I am, what my long-term goal is, why my current short term goal is to jump around on pillars, where my immediate destination is, where I previously was, and what I am just in case I'm not human. And why you said 'were'. Am I a ghost looking at my body?
Finally, I'd like to check what is in my pockets.

Tiger:...Well crap. Well you could let your stegosaurus plush hold it.
Lucius:Notice that the paintings have kids/teens like you. one of them is on one of thousands of marble pillars, wearing a checkerboard shirt and pant combo, holding dr.pepper and lint from his pockets, one has a stegosaurus plush on her back, with a caged tiger near him, one is smothered in oreos.
???:They are marble pillars,far high up, there are no objects connected to your pillar, but there are machines and a wall of buttons each in different directions, and a cat in a cage. also you are a human, you dont know what your goal is,you can wonder anywhere, your name is something you think of, and your pockets has a single bottle of dr.pepper and some lint.
ITEM GET:
Dr.Pepper
Lint