Pichu RPG: Totally not a ripoff of wistuffly RPG!

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This is gonna be a bit like homestuck but NOT REALLY!
so yeah.
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anyways
this is gonna be text-adventure-forum thing but not really since it has a fourth wall. AND I SWEAR IF YOU BREAK IT--just kidding.
Anyways, ROOLS
If you post, YOU SHALL NOT POST until i respond with something.
NO GAHDMAHD. You know. Travelling instantly. Not taking damage.
Now.
You will need to check your surroundings to know, im just saying.
NOWWWW!
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OREOE
LUCIAS
HARUKA
Sparrow
KYOKO
Wost Offly
Empteh
Well have fun!

I'm just going to point the holey bit of the cage at it and rush at it, then hold the cage onto it while twisting it (the cage), allowing me to remove the creature's flesh with ease in a manner similar to a drill. Sorta.

Also, I don't suppose I could have a better description of the thing, could I? Insectoid? Humanoid? How big is it, exactly?

Ant: Thats the point. You cant exactly see. It's too dark.
Kitten: We might want to hide. Those things cant be hurt by this crate like the other things can.

RUSH AT THE FUCKER AND USE MY CAGE AS A FUCKING DRILL
It doesn't matter if it can't be hurt by the cage under normal circumstances. Even if it doesn't take damage from a fucking SWORD, it'd take damage from this.
Do you know why?
Because if I use this and twist it while rubbing the cage against it, all parts that are inside the cage (and there's always something inside the cage) will be ripped apart due to the change in gravity.

So imagine that being applied like a drill.
IMAGINE IT.

I mean, unless it's immaterial. In which case, how could it be of any harm?

(Whoops forgot about this)
Lucius: ..............that thing just spoke
> It said Climb up
Lucius: Climb up what?
> How am I supposed to know?
Lucius: You're the voice inside my head!!
> I only know as much as you know
Lucius: Then how did you know the other guy was gone?
>YOu knew subconsciously and I just brought it up

Lucius: Get meowthed at more. It proceeds to climb up you and sit on your head.
Ant: You attempt to harm it but you fail horridly for the kitten warned you about it. it's not like the normal monsters in the game. It attempts to hit you, scratching your face, and dealing quite the bit of damage, having your face bleed. It doesnt seem to have any weaknesses, and since the cage didnt work, the sword obviously wont.
It has a face and you have temporarily confused it.

Excuse me for a moment.
What do you mean by 'it could not be harmed'?
Does that mean that it was not bleeding? It didn't feel pain despite the blood? Obviously, some flesh must have been removed from its body unless it was incorporeal (due to changes in gravity etc.) - and it wasn't, since it obviously could scratch me.

Lucius: Dafuq is this cat doing?
> I don't know, maybe it thinks you're a tree
Lucius: This f**ker better not scratch me..
> Who cares, let's just keep moving, I guess it wants to come with us.
Lucius: *proceeds into the forest, letting the meowth on his head be.*

Ant: IT didnt seemed harmed at all. It was paralyzed so that you can have enough time to run like heck and get away from it. Also i dont remember saying the cage has its own gravity.. i just said its hard to get things in and hard to get things out and if you shove it up to someones face and turn it has the chance of scarring them for life.literally.
Lucius: You proceed into the forest, Full of... More trees. The meowth is proving a trusty lookout by pointing out a small worm-like thing with a needle on its head. Looking angry at you.

Pichupichuuu wrote:

Mr.Fluffers: Indeed, infact, there is absically no weight! this crate, and anything inside it, is light as a feather! this goes for the other helpers crates too!

In case you didn't know, that means that there is no gravity whatsoever inside the crate.

Lucius: "Thanks, I'll avoid it" *walks away from worm because it should be too small to keep up with him if its really a worm.
> This is rather boring...
Lucius: Shut it, it was my only option
> Make something happeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
Lucius: I'm not about to go off and cause trouble so shoosh please. "Hey...owl...what are you doing in that cage anyways?"

Ant: Sorry, I forgot that.
Im not keeping tabs like a good RPG maker. anyways, it may be light as a feather... but that really doesnt mean its sense of hearing is impaired? it cant see it can only hear. Also, The light as the feather thing can be the thing that slightly paralyses it after you let go for it goes slightly wonky at the fact its so called face was twisted a bit at an angle and now cant hear properly.
Flint:Well.. I guess that i'm your helper. We've had a life link. I dont really know why i'm in here.. i guess it's so i cant fly around and get items for you..

Lucius: *be bored and have nothing to do*

Lucius: Notice a worm at your foot about to stab you with the horn on it, like the one you just passed. The meowth jumps down and proceeds to beat the everliving crap out of the worm you just passed. Or so it looks like it.

Lucius: *thank the cat and have nothing to do once more*

English, please?