Pichu RPG: Totally not a ripoff of wistuffly RPG!

First topic message reminder :

This is gonna be a bit like homestuck but NOT REALLY!
so yeah.
JSUT COMMENT TO JOIN
anyways
this is gonna be text-adventure-forum thing but not really since it has a fourth wall. AND I SWEAR IF YOU BREAK IT--just kidding.
Anyways, ROOLS
If you post, YOU SHALL NOT POST until i respond with something.
NO GAHDMAHD. You know. Travelling instantly. Not taking damage.
Now.
You will need to check your surroundings to know, im just saying.
NOWWWW!
List of accepted peopls
OREOE
LUCIAS
HARUKA
Sparrow
KYOKO
Wost Offly
Empteh
Well have fun!

Haruka> Olympic Swimmer? Hey maybe if I find the Olympics I can win the gold metal!

Haruka> Look around. The water probably got out of your eyes by now.

Haru: There's nothing but endless water... There seems to be a boat floating..
Sparrow: You really expect me to let you have that much of an OP weapon? Too bad. The monster freaks out and knocks you out with a lucky hit. Kitten mews like crazy attempting to keep you concious but it fails and you fade out to black.
Lucius:You cant see much, but what you can see is that there's near to no way up other then if you can parkour like faith from mirrors edge, and the only way down is dark. The stone the walls are made of is some kind of rustic old brick. There seems to be a light a far way ahead, coming from what you can make out as a torch.

Haruka> Swim to the boat.

Pichupichuuu wrote:

Sparrow: You really expect me to let you have that much of an OP weapon? Too bad. The monster freaks out and knocks you out with a lucky hit. Kitten mews like crazy attempting to keep you concious but it fails and you fade out to black.

Maybe next time, you should think carefully before answering me. I did the experiments; you yourself stated - and I TESTED - that everything inside is weightless and the cage is indestructible. I simply exploited the consequences, as I said many, MANY times in the chat.
Why do you think I tested the breaking of the sword? Why do you think I DID ALL OF THAT BULLSHIT WITH TESTING AND STUFF? To find the answer.
And I found the answer. You can't just retcon the shit and say ooh, no, there IS gravity in the cage (just an example, I'm not saying that that's what you're actually doing), because if there was gravity, I wouldn't have attacked the creature with the cage. You can't say that the creature was, in fact, incorporeal, because otherwise I wouldn't have been able to maim it at all, and if I wasn't able to maim it at all, I would have run the fuck away. Changing any aspect of something would mean that I wouldn't have taken certain actions leading up to my KO.
Therefore, you already did let me have an OP weapon. :P.
Anyway.

>Awaken.

Ant> You wake up. You're in a cage, and not one like your life mate was in. The kitten must be alive, for you are.. But you have no items, are severely wounded, and have no ways to get out. You cant seem to break the bars, they are made of a really hard material..You hear a growling from far away..


Haruka: You swim to the boat. There's two paddles and you have gotten tired from swimming. It's a sturdy boat and you are able to lay down in it..

Lucius: English would be nice.

> Search for a light; a slight glow should indicate that the cage is there.

Lucius: You cant see much, but what you can see is that there's near to no way up the hole you fell in other then if you can climb like someone who can climb well. and the only way down is dark. The stone the walls are made of is some kind of rustic old brick with swirls around each brick. There seems to be a light a far way ahead, coming from what you can make out as a torch. There's no other way to continue in.

There. Edited. Should be english enough. Because i wasnt speaking it enough apparently.
Happy?

-Pichu

Ant: You cant see much light, Other then the small light silfering from a window across the room. Your eyes have adjusted, And you can see that monster from earlier sitting down attempting to open the crate. It's failing. The kitten has fallen asleep, due to you being Ko'd.. It's more sensitive to the life link then you.

I'd like a picture of the cage I'm in, along with measurements and the like.

Lucius: ...
>Assume you're floating because there's apparently a dark path below you and one in front of you. GO TO THE TORCH
Lucius: *Throws a rock in the direction of the torch to see if there's anything over there*

Ant: It's a cage. A bar cage, the bars are close enough together you cant fit trough, and there's bars going across. Basically like one of those tigat cages but slightly bigger.

Lucius: You throw a rock. You hear the sound of rock scraping against rock and then it seems like you can see some of the rock.

Well, great. My Helper is asleep, I can't get anymore items, the computer is pretty much useless without internet, and I have no way to get out of here. All I have left to do is mash buttons like crazy until something happens. So I'll do just that.

Wist: You go BUTTON SPAM MODE!
You get...
1. Dr.Pepper
1. Chicken Leg
And you are in a new room!
Around you, there is absolute black... Several paintings on a dark green rock, and a giant button wall on the edge of darkness. There's not much you can see other then slight movement in the paintings.

Well, the paintings are still here, that's good. Check over each of the paintings.

Wist: You see Five kids. One of them is in a house with the basic things and another button wall, One is in water by a boat, one is seemingly near the entrance of a temple, one is in a cage, and finally one is reading a note.