Pichu RPG: Totally not a ripoff of wistuffly RPG!

First topic message reminder :

This is gonna be a bit like homestuck but NOT REALLY!
so yeah.
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anyways
this is gonna be text-adventure-forum thing but not really since it has a fourth wall. AND I SWEAR IF YOU BREAK IT--just kidding.
Anyways, ROOLS
If you post, YOU SHALL NOT POST until i respond with something.
NO GAHDMAHD. You know. Travelling instantly. Not taking damage.
Now.
You will need to check your surroundings to know, im just saying.
NOWWWW!
List of accepted peopls
OREOE
LUCIAS
HARUKA
Sparrow
KYOKO
Wost Offly
Empteh
Well have fun!

Haruka and Lucius: Hear a voice from above say 'YOU BOTH ARE FROM OTHER WORLDS, IN FACT FROM A DIFFERENT DIMENSION, SO IT'S NoT A SURPRISE. NOW SHUT UP YOU STUPID >, AND DEAL WITH IT! NOW. THE BOY WITHOUT THE PLUSH IS LUCIUS. THE BOW WITH THE PLUSH IS HARUKA. NOW, DEAL WITH IT, I'M OUT.

>....so the guy is not Azami?

Haruka> ......

Haruka> .....So you're named Lucius? Lucius....what were you the god of?

Stego-Senpai> Look at the boy with judgement.

> Plot to kill that voice that just spoke
L: How about I plot to kill YOU?
> Do you want me to cause you pain?
L: PFFFT how are you going to do that?
> BABY BABY OHHHH BABY BABY OHHH YEA YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MIIIIINE
L: AAARRGH MAKE IT STOP!!!
> PRETEND NOTHING IS HAPPENING AND LOOK AT THE BOY AND WONDER WHAT'S GOING ON
L: *does what the voice in his head says and says he's not the god of anything*

Lucius, Haruka: 'WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU YOU STUPID >? *INSERT STErEOTYPICAL FIGHTING EFFECTS* there we go. that's dealt with.  You are both NORMAL human beings. okay? okay. even though you may learn magic in the future YOU ARE NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS. OKAY? OKAY. WE GOT THAT SORTED OUT. NOW BE FRIENDS.

Lucius: *Wonders wtf is going on*
> Sorry dude, i'm a voice in Lucius's head, I come with the package ^^

Oreo: Eyes sparkle anime style as he sees all the milk around him.
Oreo: Awesomely attempts to drink the milk

Haruka> Realize the boy lied to you.

Haruka> Deploy Stego-Senpai.

Stego-Senpai> *glares at Lucius with an absolutely menacing look, dealing out Judgment to the soul that lied to poor Haruka*

Haruka: Realise you cant release stego-senpai and he cant release himself.
Lucius: Realise you're insane.
Oreo: Realise that you're drowning in the milk.
Everyone: Notice an earthquake.

Haruka> EARTHQUAKE! HIT THE G-.....wait don't do that......

Haruka> DUCK AND COVER!

L: *realized he's insane, but drops to the floor from earthquake and forgets, asks "WHAT WAS THAT AND WHAT JUST HAPPENED!?*

Oreo: Doesn't seem to care about the Earthquake that has occurred because drowning.
Oreo: Looks around in the room and tries to find something to save himself!

Oreo: Notice nothing but the button wall.
Lucius: Notice IT'S AN EARTHQUAKE GOING ON
Haruka: You duck and cover. There is no cover so you just end up in a ball on the ground.

Haruka> .....

Haruka> YOUTH ROLL!

Haruka: You youth roll! sadly you hit the rock and your youth roll fails, making you go sprawling to the floor. good job.

Oreo: Go to the wall with buttons and push some buttons