RPG Adventure thing

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You are in a town, dictated by a king with an iron fist. Several people are tired of poverty and hunger that seems to thrive in the lower sections. In a local tavern, you see a group of people talking about starting a rebellion.

BangBronze

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Sakura

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Wistuffly(LVL 2)

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antonm1107(LVL 2)

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Headphone

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NOTICE:

When/If you get/make a fort, you automatically restore your health points and you can go on imaginary adventures that will give you very real items.

Wistuffly wrote:

I guess I'll just carry the shield on my back,

shield on my back

shield

MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA, HA HAAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU FOOL. I HAVE PLANNED FOR THIS VERY MOMENT.
NOW, YOU SHALL PAY FOR SUMMONING MY WRATH.

Custom:

Overhead swing with my Bread & Meat at Sakura.

OH GOD OH GOD OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Custom:
Slice bread upwards with dagger, now all we need is fire so we can have toast :D

Custom/not so:
Dragon appears.

Custom:
Well, we are screwed.

I show up. God it took a long time to get here. I club the dragon over the head and then take a sharp piecce of metal from the Halbert and make a spear by sticking one end of it into the staff. Now I stab the dragon in the eye.

Wistuffly

Your graceful weapon will naught be forgotten. You get slices of bread, and get your meat back. You re-equip your bottle.

Sakura

You wanted fire. THERE YOU GO.

Bronze

Dragon: 197/200 HP(No need to dice-roll; your weapons wouldn't do much anyways.)

You barely evade the fire. This would be a good time for all of you to RUN THE HELL AWAY.

Okay, Game Master. Whatever you say. Me runs away.

"Trust me, I'm sure every other male magic user tries to impress girls at one point or another."I say, "But yeah, I know a little". I start waving my wand around, attepmting to cast a simple harmless spell that creates sparkles from the tip for a magic example,

No... This can't be! Not my Bread & Meat! Not now!

CURSE YOU SAKURA. CURSE YOU AND YOUR BREAD SLICING, DRAGON CONJURING, AND INCREDIBLY RESILIENT SHINS.

No way I could possibly fight this dragon. Not even with my incredible ATT stat. I run deep into the forest.

Bronze

You run out of forest. You should refill your forest meter.

Just kidding.

THIS is what actually happened: You run out of the forest.

Headphone

You turn your milk into urine. Welp, at least it's good for "influencing" peoples' choices.

Pocket the horrifying fluid? (One use)

Wistuffly

You run into a camp of barbarians. How do you introduce yourself?

I dash away, into the depths of the forest. I have the need for speed. I must be training with "Sonic." Whoever that blue guy is.

Dangit. Sparkles are stupid, anyway. Well, as they say, don't cry over spilt milk, or in this case milk turned into pee. I pocket it anyway, planning on dumping it the first chance I get.

In a proper and gentlemanly manner, but of course.

"Good day ladies and gentlemen! How are you all doing this fine evening? I would hope well!"

I back away. slowly.
What in the hell. She turned milk into piss. Is she insane?
Anyway, I leave the tavern (not forgetting to pay my tab, of course) and walk away aimlessly.

I go into town and run into Ant. OH GOD DUDE WHAT DID YOU EAT ONION AND GARLIC POP?

Sakura

You see a house of candy.

Headphone

Ugh.... It smells terrible.

Wistuffly

A barbarian punches you in the face.

17/22

Anton

You bump into Bronze.

Bronze

What's a "Pop"? There's not a single "pop" in the world!

Yes. Yes it does.

I pay for it anyway and head out to find some place to dump the urine. The forest, specifically. All the young people are going there these days.