RPG Adventure thing

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You are in a town, dictated by a king with an iron fist. Several people are tired of poverty and hunger that seems to thrive in the lower sections. In a local tavern, you see a group of people talking about starting a rebellion.

BangBronze

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Sakura

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Wistuffly(LVL 2)

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antonm1107(LVL 2)

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Headphone

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NOTICE:

When/If you get/make a fort, you automatically restore your health points and you can go on imaginary adventures that will give you very real items.

"I don't really have any money, or do I have anything of value to offer. If there isn't anything else you need, I'll be off then."

"That's what you do for money? Damn, I kinda wish I could use magic. It would be a great way to impress girls... Ah hell." It is only now that I realize who exactly I'm talking to and what I'm talking to her about. "I... Probably shouldn't have said that. Anyway, you do magic? What can you do with it?"

"Ahh, okay. You can have it anyways, like I'm going to use it..." I hand the package to Wist, then jump around in the trees and disapear.

"Thanks!"

Well, that was kind of her. Pocket the package, continue hunting.

I go and sit in my fort, sadly thinking about all the animals that Wist was most likely going to kill for food now. Then I go, make a staff out of willow wood, and destroy the halbert. Then I find Wist again and club him over the head with it.

Bronze

Your speed isn't high enough to catch up to Wist! Either way, you probably shouldn't mess with him; you'd go flying if he flicked you due to his massive attack stat.

Crap. Now I go and remember that stupid halbert. I forgot to (fully) destroy the blades. A take the pieces, hot glue them back together, and stick them into my staff in such a way that NOW I have a Polearm.

I suddenly have the want to kick someone in the face hole across a large area. Quickly. Must find something to kick. Quuuickly.

I go walk into the forest. Unfortunatly I walk across Wisty.

Bronze

What's hot glue?

Wist

You kick Sakura in the shin.

Sakura(19/20 HP)

Good golly, that hurts!

You brought this upon yourself Sakura! You did this!

CUE FLEEING MUSIC

I run away from Sakura.

Wistuffly

Your speed is matched by Sakura's! It is her choice whether chase you or not.

I full of anger, engage battle with Wisty! (And right before the battle, I use one of my survival supplies to heal myself)

Whilst Sakura is using her survival supplies, I'll stick more sharp pieces of meat from my Meat package into my Bread & Meat.

Quickly i finish using survival supplies before Wisty finishes putting meat on his Bread and ninjaed Wisty stabbing him in the back with my dagger. (Aka, I stealthly dissappear and reappear behind the person in question, in this case Wisty)