The Vending Machine

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Welcome to the vending machine! Put anything in it, anything! Perhaps you'd like to put in a television, or a quarter, or even a person, like Ripple! Who knows what you'll get? Why, the person who posts next, of course!
For example, say Alice puts a pistol into the vending machine. Bob, who is next in line, sees Alice get bullets in return! Bullets that are going at a speed of 4000 feet per second and straight at her ch-OH GOD, IS SHE DEAD?!
So, after witnessing that traumatizing event, Bob decides to play it safe and put in a... let's say a quarter.
I, being the boring person I am, find that Bob has received a candy bar in return! YAY!
So, feeling confident that Alice's fate is not mine, I shall put in my ham sandwich. What will I get in return? That's for you to decide!

You get Gray Kyurem (Kyurem fused with both Reshiram AND Zekrom) with Mudkip's head.

I insert a Mudkip.

Your mudkip is now stuck in the Vending machine slot. Great trainer skills there, mate!
I insert a piece of paper with "The Game" written on it.

I get the stuck Mudkip which now breathes out the words "THE GAME."

I insert my new Victini!

<~Legit btw lol

You get Mew! Wait, no... Your Victini was Mew all along!
I insert my lack of imagination.

You get SO MUCH INMAGINATION YOUR HEAD IMPLODES.

I insert Ant's imploded head.

You get YOUR IMPLODED HEAD. WHICH DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! You're right here, your head's intact, this head is yours but it isn't and -
Your head implodes.
I insert ketchup.

You get BLOOD.

I insert mayonaise.

You get animated pus wich goes up your nose. NICE GOIN'!

You get absolutely nothing since you inserted absolutely nothing.

I insert Bang's absolutely nothing.

The answer to life, the universe, and everything. Forty Two. That is what you get.
What a waste of nothingness!

I insert Silver's eggs.

You get uncanned repel(hitchhikers guide reference nice)
I insert serene's tardis

Your head implodes from the incomprehensibility of whatever comes out. I carefully make sure that I do not look at it or try to comprehend it.
I insert the incomprehensible.

You get life, cause it doesnt make sense.
I insert antonm cause he is so strange it must be an incredible discovery from the vending machine

You get stuck. Because I switched places with you midway.
I empty a bottle of putrid milk into the vending machine. With Maxiorc still inside. Yeah.

You get love.

I insert Obama.