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+7Maxiorc Nocive thekyle96 zashonfire Suds Sakura Wistuffly 11 posters |
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| Subject: The Vending Machine Fri Sep 28, 2012 12:06 pm | |
| Welcome to the vending machine! Put anything in it, anything! Perhaps you'd like to put in a television, or a quarter, or even a person, like Ripple! Who knows what you'll get? Why, the person who posts next, of course! For example, say Alice puts a pistol into the vending machine. Bob, who is next in line, sees Alice get bullets in return! Bullets that are going at a speed of 4000 feet per second and straight at her ch-OH GOD, IS SHE DEAD?! So, after witnessing that traumatizing event, Bob decides to play it safe and put in a... let's say a quarter. I, being the boring person I am, find that Bob has received a candy bar in return! YAY! So, feeling confident that Alice's fate is not mine, I shall put in my ham sandwich. What will I get in return? That's for you to decide! |
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Wistuffly
Posts : 1160 Poké : 220 Join date : 2012-08-08
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Fri Sep 28, 2012 11:08 pm | |
| The Vending Machine spits out a Slap.
I put myself into the vending machine. | |
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Sakura
Posts : 1484 Poké : 780 Join date : 2012-09-07 Location : Walking a path which leads to nowhere.
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Fri Sep 28, 2012 11:19 pm | |
| Your canned meat comes out of the vending machine. I put in a candy bar. | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Sat Sep 29, 2012 11:57 am | |
| You got a dog! The dog that just ate your candy bar and is now puking all over your feet. I'm going to put in a fishing line. YAY, fishing in the vending machine
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Sakura
Posts : 1484 Poké : 780 Join date : 2012-09-07 Location : Walking a path which leads to nowhere.
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Sat Sep 29, 2012 3:53 pm | |
| The fisning line goes and hooks and and takes you into the vending machine and it grinds you up! I'm puting in a Vending Machine. Yes a Vending Machine in a Vending Machine. | |
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Suds
Posts : 1021 Poké : 1180 Join date : 2012-08-17 Location : Somewhere Over The Rainbow
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Sat Sep 29, 2012 4:43 pm | |
| u get a fake lottery ticket that u think is a real one and u win it X3 i put in a... MILLION DOLLARSSSS
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Sun Sep 30, 2012 12:59 am | |
| You get a MILLION DOLLARS! In individual one-cent coins that are falling from the heavens. Somehow. Yeah, the vending machine is that big. After finally getting out (in a million excruciating parts) I get fixed up and put a tooth in the vending machine. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Sun Sep 30, 2012 1:10 am | |
| You get........THE TOOTH FAIRY!!!! I put in Shaman the Riolu. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Sun Sep 30, 2012 1:12 am | |
| You get Shaman the LUCARIO. Who is pissed as hell. And decides to test out his new aura sphere. On your face. I put in BangBronze's mutilated body. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Sun Sep 30, 2012 1:15 am | |
| You get a very annoyed bronze Fakemon called Voinada who attacks you with all her glitchy powers. I put in the makings of the zombie apocalypse. |
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Sakura
Posts : 1484 Poké : 780 Join date : 2012-09-07 Location : Walking a path which leads to nowhere.
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Sun Sep 30, 2012 3:51 am | |
| The Zombies attack you very after being very pissed. And after they destroy you they have a party! I put in Barry (from the 4th generation :3) | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Sun Sep 30, 2012 3:56 am | |
| You get a very ticked-off THING that is one-third Spiky-eared Pichu, one-third Hypno, and one-third Barry. I put in a quarter. |
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Sakura
Posts : 1484 Poké : 780 Join date : 2012-09-07 Location : Walking a path which leads to nowhere.
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Sun Sep 30, 2012 5:09 am | |
| The Vending Machine opens...and you get socked in the face by a punching glove.
I put in the very ticked-off thing that is one-third Spiky-eared Pichu, one-third Hypno, and one-third Barry. | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Sun Sep 30, 2012 2:42 pm | |
| You get a cute little hybrid Pokemon that begs you to kill it. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
I put in Mass Effect 2. |
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Sakura
Posts : 1484 Poké : 780 Join date : 2012-09-07 Location : Walking a path which leads to nowhere.
| Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Sun Sep 30, 2012 5:42 pm | |
| You get Mass Effect 2......destroyed and battered and starts screaming at you so loud only you could hear it. I put in a watermelon | |
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