The Vending Machine

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Welcome to the vending machine! Put anything in it, anything! Perhaps you'd like to put in a television, or a quarter, or even a person, like Ripple! Who knows what you'll get? Why, the person who posts next, of course!
For example, say Alice puts a pistol into the vending machine. Bob, who is next in line, sees Alice get bullets in return! Bullets that are going at a speed of 4000 feet per second and straight at her ch-OH GOD, IS SHE DEAD?!
So, after witnessing that traumatizing event, Bob decides to play it safe and put in a... let's say a quarter.
I, being the boring person I am, find that Bob has received a candy bar in return! YAY!
So, feeling confident that Alice's fate is not mine, I shall put in my ham sandwich. What will I get in return? That's for you to decide!

You get inflated like a balloon

I put in a Bomb

you get a nuclear bomb that's about to go off. OH GOD, ITS THE END!

I insert an emulator for the GCN.

you get mario.

I put in a Gold Coin

You get a wumpa fruit.

I insert an Atomic-vasci-tri-radii-oscillator.

you get a ball
I insert a grape

You get a grapevine without any grapes on it.

I insert a cup.

you get a lava filled glass
I insert said glass and water

You get obsidian.

I insert a diamond.

You get diamond FACE WHAP

i insert a piece of paper reading, "

Dear Vending Machine,

I know you give people random items, but I am really quite hungry an would especially appreciate it if you would be so kind as to give me a bag of chips or perhaps a chocolate bar.

Sincerely, Bangbronze."

I also insert one dollat and seventy-five cents.

You get a bowl of garlic.

I insert a bowl of cereal.

You get milk. Without a container. Good luck getting new clothes.

I insert a ralts.

You get a Gradevoir.

I insert a Gradevoir.

You get moves like TM 87

I insert a pencil

You get a pen.

I insert pi.

you get out a pie flavored pie

I put in a pony