Pichu RPG: Totally not a ripoff of wistuffly RPG!

First topic message reminder :

This is gonna be a bit like homestuck but NOT REALLY!
so yeah.
JSUT COMMENT TO JOIN
anyways
this is gonna be text-adventure-forum thing but not really since it has a fourth wall. AND I SWEAR IF YOU BREAK IT--just kidding.
Anyways, ROOLS
If you post, YOU SHALL NOT POST until i respond with something.
NO GAHDMAHD. You know. Travelling instantly. Not taking damage.
Now.
You will need to check your surroundings to know, im just saying.
NOWWWW!
List of accepted peopls
OREOE
LUCIAS
HARUKA
Sparrow
KYOKO
Wost Offly
Empteh
Well have fun!

Lucius > Fanboy over the room and take your rightful place upon the throne as KING!!!!
Lucius > Oh, and eat and drink the food and drink

Haruka> Cry at your misfortune.

Stegosaurus is just out of reach,

Chicken is just out of reach with tiger.

What a cruel cruel world.

Tiger:Push the chicken and sprite bottle at haruka
Haruka: be crying ant not notice that.
Lucius: Notice the throne locks you there and shoves a crown on you, also locking you in place

Lucius> Not Care because YOU'RE KING MATHAFAHKER THIS HAS TO BE THE INITIATION PROCESS!
Lucius> BRING IT B*TCHES!!!

Lucius: Notice that it is pulling on your arms and legs and stretching.

Lucius > Be an idiot and wonder if they just wanted him to be slightly taller....

Haruka> Run out of tears, and stop crying.

Haruka> Realize the tiger is trying to give you food.

Haruka> Thank the tiger and try to get the food, offering half the chicken to the tiger if successful.

Haruka> Give a few pieces to plushie. He gets hungry sometimes.

Oreo: *Try to Of course find more Oreos*

Oreo: Trip over random rock for not looking around.
Lucius: Notice that they dont want him to be slightly taller and that he just sat on a suicide throne.
Haruka: Succeed in giving the tiger food. It says thank you.

Haruka> Say it's perfectly fine, since it had given him the food in the first place and he would probably not be able to eat the whole thing anyways. yes he can

Haruka> Ask why he is in a cage.

Tiger: If i leave this cage i shall start shrinking and then shrink to be an ant and then shrink to a atom.

Lucius > PANIC LIKE A MATHAFAHKER NOW. GO HULK OR SOMETHING YOU WEAKLING! DO SOMETHIIIING YOU HAVE ONLY JUST BEGUN YOUR EPIC QUEST DO YOU WANT IT TO END NOW!?!? BREAK FREE, CALL FOR HELP! EAT SOME RUBBER FRUIT OR KA-ME-HA-ME-HA YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS SHIZ! DO YOU WANT TO DIE?! IF YOU DO NOTHING THEN: YOU. ARE. GOING. TO DIE! :(

Lucius > Be motivated by speech and do some productive shiz

Haruka> Understand what the tiger is talking about and ask if he is under a curse.

Stego-Senpai> Eat the remains of the turkey which Haruka didn't eat screaming I'm alive fooolllls!

Lucius: Notice that there is a owl in the cage right above you. Notice that there is a rope right beside you. Notice that there is a lever below the owl switched on. Notice the lever is powering the machine. Notice that the rope is made of a soft material.
Tiger: Less of a curse. More of a i teleport to places in the cage. Also, i will be somewhat like a helper to you.

Lucius > Be a dumba** and wonder wtf to do with all of this shiz

Lucius > Try to get the owl to free him somehow, owls are supposed to be wise right?