I replace ______ with ______: THE SEQUEL!

I really enjoyed this forum game so I'm starting up a sequel to it. I'll quote 9kirby99's post on the original topic.

Quote :

I got this game from another forum, and it's really fun. Here's how it goes:

Basically, in each post, You replace something with another thing. Then the next poster reacts.But it has to be a not boring reaction, okay? Keep it creative.

Examples:

Poster 1:

I replace your nose with your feet and visa-versa.

Poster 2:

Now my Feet smell and my nose runs.

I replace your parents with link and zelda.

Poster 3:

Great. Now some evil person kidnaps my mother all the time, and my father has to go and save her.

I replace the next poster with milk.

And so on.

I'll start us off.
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I replace your body with a Charizard body.

Now i have a tail!SUPERB,I always wanted a tail!^^
Now i replace your brain with a tiny,ugly,scary and creepy monster!Let mee see you now monster-brained sir.

Now I open my head to let the little creature devour people. Yay!

I replace your face with Missingno.

MY FACE IS MISSIGNO!!!0.0 *RUNS AROUND SCREAMING 4 HELP*
*takes a breath* fine,since im a glitch-head then i replace ur legs with alakazam's *seriusly that pokemon can walk with these legs??XP*

Cool now i dont have to do leg workouts!
Since you replaced my legs ill replace your arms with a tentacruels arms

GAH!My arms!!!!!Now I look lik a Tentacruel.GAH,STAY AWAY FROM ME POKEMON FISHERS IM A HUMAN *runs away*
-after a while-
I don't see any fishers around...good.You put me in danger of getting catched in a pokeball,I'll put you in danger of getting catched by Team Rocket...I replace your whole self with Ash's Pikachu.

MY GOD! Now i'm an overpowered sparkling rat. Pikachu, I ZAP YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

I replace your annoying little sibling's favorite toy with the Four Sword. WERHERHERHERHER!@!!

Gah?I don't know even what does that mean.
I replace your eyes with two tomatoes lol.

I replace your mouth with a banettes mouth since i cant even see what i did

-That was cleverX3-
-Tries to talk but can't-
-Replaces with magic your hair with a burning tar-

Now im a dewslugma xD
I replace your ears with paddles

Great, thanks. Now I am being experimented on by the government in order for them to create Paddle People to use.

I replace your hair with fire. :D

It is on fire again. Yay!
I replace your claws with french fries.( im currently eating mcdonalds)

Nooo, my beautiful, precious claws! XD Now people are wanting to eat them!

Hm... I replace your normal back with a back with spikes that are tipped with poison.

-still cannot talk-
-poisons Maxi for payback-
-replaces your PC with a painting-