Talk in Rhymes

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Let's talk in rhymes. Talk in rhymes all the time.

This game easy as one, two, three
Take a rhyme and add to it as you see

No three-way rhymes
That just wastes one's time!

Join this game or die in shame.

What does Dapper even mean?
Sounds like something said by a teen
Im sorry but thats absurd!
Im also sure it isnt even a word!

Why dapper, my friend, is a beautiful word.
Opposite, you see, to the word absurd.
Dapper is a word of glee,
Doth thou have a dictionary on thee?
If thy looks it, thy shall see the seems,
To what the word dapper TRULY means.

Goodness, Heavens, what is it now?
What are you all rambling about?
Dictionaries, made up words..
As it was said, this is rather absurd.

It seems like all of your rhymes and claims to be the best
Have jumbled together to become a fun fest.
I do not understand what this is about,
In this discussion, I have much doubt.
Why not put some thought into it,
and maybe you'll be better by just a little bit.

But none of this matters, yes?
Let's get back to the topic of lunch and breakfast.

[ If you found any of this to be rude I apologize xD ]

Im not the one who spewed the word.
And how is food speak NOT absurd?

Its because food is a wonderful thing.
Its loveliness makes me want to sing.
Still, why sing at this time
When I could just rhyme
About this wonderful sensation
That is sweeping the nation
That people choose
To call food?

Because, silly, singing is a wonderful thing
An amazing sound it should bring
Although, rhyming is rather complicated
and it makes me frustrated.

So instead of eating,
A game I am completing.
It's a wonderful afternoon
yet I'm playing Harvest Moon.
I'm a bit bored
and my stomach growling is ignored.

I have quite a few items to eat,
Some are sour and some are sweet.
If you help me pick,
then maybe I'll give you a lick.

Sounds fair, no?
So pick a choice and don't be slow.

Sour is the best but really,

We all enjoy delicious food,
Makes us happy, fixes our mood.
It's all about the juicy taste,
Doesn't matter, where the food is placed.

We should consider, nutritional support,
We shall need it, if we engage in a sport.
Energy; food provides - plenty
Need a bit more, if we're over twenty.

A great dish, we should all savor,
Eat slowly, as we taste the flavor.
Choose our very favorite cuisine,
Is it red? Or is it green?

I thought that this game
Was pretty inane
Probably over my head
But that's when i said
I'm not sure why
I couldn't give it a try

Weary travelers, red and blue,
shall I sing a F#@$ for you?

Do not swear
In this lair
I'm out of time
I lost my rhyme

violets are blue, roses are vile there fore i shall eat a concrete tile.

That makes no sense,
You are so dense,
I could make rhymes,
But 100 times,
You eat the stone,
I break your bone,
Now I shall fly,
Up so high,
For a mile,
Above the Nile,
Maybe more,
But I might get sore,
Like a kite,
With more might,
Now good day to you,
You ugly shrew

How dare you call me an ugly shrew! (Good thing that I am not Nancy Drew.) You disgust me, you truly do. Now who is really an ugly shrew? You, that's who. (Please no offense suds. /:-I)

It is true,
I am an ugly shrew,
But I am everything else.
From pie to chocolate that melts,
I live everywhere,
Even in your hair,
I take no offence,
But at least I make sense.

Your in my hair? That means you are lice. Now get out of my hair; it is good advice.