Talk in Rhymes

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Let's talk in rhymes. Talk in rhymes all the time.

This game easy as one, two, three
Take a rhyme and add to it as you see

No three-way rhymes
That just wastes one's time!

Join this game or die in shame.

You think the land is beautiful?
I think it is a curse.
One that we ruined long ago,
When emptying life's purse.

I'm full of money.
And the bees give me all their honey!
With Chuck Norris being the only thing higher,
Am I am the one to set you all on fire...

Nope, I'm immune to fire.
No, that was a lie; I'm a liar.
But seriously, I'm gonna win.
Want some gin?

I'm quite happy to say,
I don't even drink.
I will not pay,
I'll just become Link.

All this talk of winning and gin,
Are you aware of the battle your're in?
I shall win and you all shall lose.
For, as you see, rhyming is my muse.

Ok, I just wanna say,
I really don't wanna play
In fact, I don't even care
Wait, why am I even here?

You're playing this silly game.
If you don't, you're just that lame. :P

Now Now, Magpie, calling someone lame?
You hurt the feelings of this lovely dame.
Besides, I'm sure, she's better than thy.
Her rhymes could swat you down like a fly.

Oh em eff gee, you flatter me!
I'm even blushing, can't you see
That my rhyming is way to poor
to strike this slipp'ry Magpie's core?

Now now, dear Leaf
Never admit your own defeat!
If one is to be crowned the winner,
We can decide later... Sometime after dinner?

Why that sounds nice, I must confess
That my stomach's an empty mess
A dinner now sounds really great
Throw in a movie, and we have a date~ *wonk exsexily*

Sometimes rhymes are like card games,
When your in a pickle, you play an ace of spades.

@Leaf - A date? No, I say
I'll just quietly push you away....

Stop fighting, bros!
So I can grow a rose!

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Which sort of rhymes with "bros".