Talk in Rhymes

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Let's talk in rhymes. Talk in rhymes all the time.

This game easy as one, two, three
Take a rhyme and add to it as you see

No three-way rhymes
That just wastes one's time!

Join this game or die in shame.

Burgers? Pickles? Pal, what are you thinking?!
Now isn't the time for a feast or a drinking!
It's time to let go and to embrace all power:
From gaming to maiming to taking a shower,
And now I must go, for I lied when I said
That we shouldn't be eating. I'll go get the bread!

Wait, Magpie. What's with the Bread?
Didn't you say we shouldn't be eating with the mouths in our head?
Anyway, I'm just having fun.
YOur next post mus be filled with Pun.

Oi! No! Not the puns!
They make me have the- NO. I'm not doing that! Oi, puns...

(OOC: That rhyme was balls)

...Seriously, man?
You repeated a word
for a rhyme.
That's absurd!
Now, if you excuse me,
I have to go.
I have to get a pokedex
from Professor O.

Well, I ain't much of a rhymer.
But you will never complete that dex since I stole all the Grimer!

Well, don't worry. I know what to do.
I'll breed a Muk that's better than you!

Well, good luck!
Wait, how do you have a Muk?

I used GTS for my own gain.
Come on! The world is so much a pain!

No pain, no gain, as they say,
It would appear you've made that clear as day,
And now I wish to play with clay,
Or go listen to Trading Yesterday.

Trading Yesterday? I've not heard that song.
But then, I don't listen to what may belong
In this hip new culture.
I have a pet vulture.
No I don't. I'm not the most musical person,
I'm so bad that I don't think my skills could worsen.

Magpie, my dear, Trading Yesterday is a band,
Of whom you are clearly not a fan.
But no matter, for here we have a real slick kid,
Or so he claims;
Lax, very high you do bid,
But show me the money, show me the fame,
To prove you are the master,
To prove your rhymes are faster.
Now I'm nearly speaking nonsense,
And where did I leave my 20 pence?

"For sale: baby's shoes, never worn."
I read this today and now my heart is torn.

Aw, that's sad! My heart is broken.
At least it's not a game token!
Anyway, I really like that invention the Clapper.
It makes light fun and I like being Dapper.