Talk in Rhymes

Let's talk in rhymes. Talk in rhymes all the time.

This game easy as one, two, three
Take a rhyme and add to it as you see

No three-way rhymes
That just wastes one's time!

Join this game or die in shame.

But Magpie, Magpie! I don't want to die!

I would never, ever, dare to defy!

Magpie, dont you see,
This game isn't ment to be!
There are to many rules thrown in the air,
Some of them are landing in my hair.
Why no three-ways rhymes?
They waste time?
Well then listen to my clue!
Understanding is like my Mew.
He can transform into any Mon,
But sadly he cannot turn into Flan!
This seems about enough for today,
I'll come tomarrow to see this stay!

Um, Sakura's rhyme is odd
BUT NOT AS ODD TO WHACK WITH A ROD

Have I ever told you guys about the time
when I was declared the Master of Rhyme?
It was on a forum a long time ago
when a small competition started to grow and grow.
Until one by one many people started to drop,
until it was I who came out on top.

Do you think that we could even care
about something that happened there?

Not really.
TEA PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Please Bronze your rhymes make no sense.
You just say random stuff and call it an offense.
Heck, Really and Party don't really even rhyme!
And in a topic like this, that is surely a crime.

it's a crime not to rhyme.
REALLY AND PARTY BOTH END IN -Y

Just because they end in the same letter doesn't make it a rhyme.
It has to do with the letters before it, before you can get it in its prime.
And as a sequel to my statement, I must tell you
that "Party" and the letter "Y" don't rhyme too.

The Y says EEE.
Therefore it is rhyme-eee.

I don't want to sound really rude
but your rhymes are kinda forced and crude.
Instead of altering the end of a word just to get a rhyme you want to use
Perhaps you should look up rhymes on the internet, then pick and choose.

The internet?!
Don't cheat!
Or it's you
Who I'll beat!
In the face
With a mace!

Now, now--
Don't be a cow.
The rhymes will almost always be good,
Even if you didn't get them as you should.

Whoaaaaaaa
That's a big row.
Mace?
In the face?