Rock, Paper, Everything

First topic message reminder :

Welcome to the Rock, Paper, Everything game! Lets not waste any time and go straight to the rules.

Rock, Paper, Everything is a fairly simple game. First, you start with one Thing. For example, Ice. Now, the next poster has to post something that will beat the Thing, which in this case is Ice. I will choose Fire, and Fire melts the Ice. Creativity is greatly encouraged, but please, no Super-Duper-I-Win Things. If you select a unbeatable Thing, you will be skipped. Now, let the game begin!

Starting Thing: Sail boat

Nuke because why the fuck not?

Anti-nuclear weapon missile launchers.

Anti-Anti Nuclear weapon missile launchers

Bomb squad.

A bomb with all the wires the same color.

A pro electrician to quickly find the correct wire.

Bomb goes off anyway

Pie explodes everywhere, turning the sea into pumpkin-pie-flavored nonsense

The polar ice caps fully melt to distill the taste of pumpkin pie so much that the sea is turned back to normal.

A meteor shower strikes the earth causing it to be knocked closer to the sun, thus causing the sea to evaporate and allow the earth to return to what it was

A force field emitter to protect the world from the meteor shower, causing the projectiles to disintegrate before they hit the ground.

An emp pulse to get rid of the force field emitter

A large, high-powered electromagnet to dissipate the pulse before it can do any damage.

FIRE TO BURN IT DOWN.

Rain to put out the fire