Rock, Paper, Everything

First topic message reminder :

Welcome to the Rock, Paper, Everything game! Lets not waste any time and go straight to the rules.

Rock, Paper, Everything is a fairly simple game. First, you start with one Thing. For example, Ice. Now, the next poster has to post something that will beat the Thing, which in this case is Ice. I will choose Fire, and Fire melts the Ice. Creativity is greatly encouraged, but please, no Super-Duper-I-Win Things. If you select a unbeatable Thing, you will be skipped. Now, let the game begin!

Starting Thing: Sail boat

a time machine, so I can go back in time to prevent the invention of the baseball bat.

The TARDIS to out cool your time machine.

A television remote to switch the show from Dr. Who to Misfits

A virtual-to-physical re-materialization device to put Doctor Who and included time machine(s) into real life, disallowing you to simply change the channel to get rid of them.

A T-Rex to wreck your V-to-P re-M device.

A sniper rifle to shoot that T-Rex in the nuts.
Wait.
What am I fighting for again?
Who am I supposed to be helping?
Wha?

a dancing walrus to distract the sniper rifle, messing up its aim, and making it shoot antonm.

A BASEBALL BAT MADE BY ME AND I'M INVINCIBLE AND IMMORTAL SO YOU CAN'T PREVENT ME FROM MAKING IT IT ALSO IS INDESTRUCTIBLE, find the way around it :3

Go back in time and stop the person who first ever invented baseball bats inventing it, stopping you from making it

Go back to another point in time and remake baseball bats, but call them wackies, just because I can.

@V: Actually, I'm a guy.

a knife with time-travel functions to go back in time to stop peach from inventing the baseball bat (by killing her, of course), which made ralts successful in preventing the baseball bat, which etc. etc. etc.... which leaves the sail boat still standing.

Mario to stop on you whilst you attempt murder.

((Also, Sudds

Wistuffly wrote:

Creativity is greatly encouraged, but please, no Super-Duper-I-Win Things.

Please don't do that kind of stuff. If all you're going to do is say Baseball bat, be my guest, but no I Win Everthings, please. Even if we did find a way around it.))

peach to distract Mario by getting kidnapped

I beat the pants out of Bowser before Mario knows anything happened as I ain't no princess in distress.

I use a rock to make u unconsicious