Rock, Paper, Everything

First topic message reminder :

Welcome to the Rock, Paper, Everything game! Lets not waste any time and go straight to the rules.

Rock, Paper, Everything is a fairly simple game. First, you start with one Thing. For example, Ice. Now, the next poster has to post something that will beat the Thing, which in this case is Ice. I will choose Fire, and Fire melts the Ice. Creativity is greatly encouraged, but please, no Super-Duper-I-Win Things. If you select a unbeatable Thing, you will be skipped. Now, let the game begin!

Starting Thing: Sail boat

Science to make an atomic explosion to get rid of that loop

History to be better than science. (Ha ha not really.)

Big Brother to change the past. As they say, "Who controls the past controls the future| Who controls the present controls the past"

Destroy the present to destroy the future of the past's present future.

The Big Bang to destroy the past! (Dont know how that works o.O)

... Obsidian to block the explosion. MINECRAFTERS HO!

Induce a diamond-fueled power rage that destroys everything.

Use the ablity of creation to fix everything that was there.

Drain life-energies to destroy the power of creation.

Garlic to kill the vampires. Because we all know that life-drainers are vampires.

Eat the garlic and replace with a pumpkin(if you're catchin' my drift)

An oven to cook the pumpkin into pie. ^-^

A baseball bat to smash the pie's face in. Assuming it has a face.
There are two things that solve everything: Baseball bat and Fire.

What pumpkin?

The pie folds into it's self, then explodes.

... Erm... So that's the end of RPE? We won? Lost?
Whatever. ALRIGHT, NEW GAME!
Chuck Norris!