Pichu RPG: Totally not a ripoff of wistuffly RPG!

First topic message reminder :

This is gonna be a bit like homestuck but NOT REALLY!
so yeah.
JSUT COMMENT TO JOIN
anyways
this is gonna be text-adventure-forum thing but not really since it has a fourth wall. AND I SWEAR IF YOU BREAK IT--just kidding.
Anyways, ROOLS
If you post, YOU SHALL NOT POST until i respond with something.
NO GAHDMAHD. You know. Travelling instantly. Not taking damage.
Now.
You will need to check your surroundings to know, im just saying.
NOWWWW!
List of accepted peopls
OREOE
LUCIAS
HARUKA
Sparrow
KYOKO
Wost Offly
Empteh
Well have fun!

Oreo: Get up off of the cot
Oreo: Ignore the blood on the wall and walk to the chair(?)with the camcorder/note
Oreo: Grab the note and see what's on it

Oh jeez. Not the Cactus Juice. Not again.

Stagger over to the gold. Gather as much as I can carry.

Fuck. Is my cat with me?
Regardless, I'll go back to pressing buttons. There's nothing else to do, is there? I mean, nothing important.
WAIT! Are the people in the paintings moving? I'd like to examine the paintings with things of note, please.

>: Gets banned for shameless self advertizement and > is gone for two posts.
Lucius: Go back to the plains.

Hakura:Windows? There never was a window--- just kidding im lying im sorry. You look out the window. there is a forest, and it is night. there is a key in the windowsil. you think you see something in the forest..

Ant: Yes, the paintings are moving. there are several paitnings on the rock,one of a man trying to gather dirt in a cave, one of a man with a stegosaurus plush looking out a window, one of a girl in a house, one of a man in plains, and one of a man in a insane asylum room, grabbing a note and reading it. There is also two empty ones.

Wistuffly: You get + 4 pocketfuls of gold (two side pockets two back pockets).

Oreo: You ignore the blood and go to the chair and desk with note. you pick up the note. it reads this: take my camcorder.. It could be the only way for you to escape this hellhole... when you get to a button wall, PRESS IT LIKE CRAZY, there will be something chasing you..

Yes, my riches are secured. Now, what's in the FABULOUS GAMEMAKER room?

Allow me to note something that you said, for future reference.
There are six walls of buttons (WHERE?!)
There are six columns of buttons per wall, and each column goes on for what seems to be forever.
Each button is about a centimeter long/wide.
Up to eye level, there are 6120 buttons I could have pressed.
Assuming I remember which row I pressed a button on (which I do), I should have a 1 in 6 chance of picking the right wall. I remember that it was not on the edges, nor next to them, so I have a 1 in two chance of picking the right button assuming I pick the right wall.
I have a 1 in 12 chance of picking the same button I picked earlier.
I'd like to examine the buttons and search my memory if I remember which buttons were jammed/were dented by my throwing of fluffers/the swords, etc. etc. I want to figure out which wall I threw stuff at, and which wall I pressed buttons on, and which button I pressed.

Wistuffly: The cactus juice wears off. You notice you were stuffing dirt into your pockets and the FABULOUS GAMEMAKER ROOM was really a shack in a cave, that was from when i played minecraft and didnt feel like mining so much gold to make the FABULOUS GAMEMAKER ROOM. In the UNFABULOUS GAMEMAKER ROOM, it appears that it IS FABULOUS on the inside. the walls are plated gold, like last time, except the bed and other things are normal. There's a desk and a chair, which are comfortable, and there's a fridge too. the desk has no drawers, but has a FANCY COMPUTER on it. there is also a GAMERS HARDDRIVE connected. You feel like you're about to produce starvation. also there's a cage on the roof. where did that come from? oh and there's a pumpkin on the fridge.

ant: there arent just SIX walls of buttons SIX per person maybe, but not just SIX.The buttons dont get jammed because if the teleport happens they will go back out. you cant choose the same buttons twice, for you never get the same wall, but they look the same and feel the same in every way. And to find the wall you threw mr.fluffers at or threw the sword at you have to remember what the room looked like.

> Is no longer banned as there has been two posts.
L: Confidently enter forest, there's no way of survival on such a small boat and the knowledge of the swords could help him against bandits, boars, and bears oh my!

>: You notice i meant two posts by lucius.
Starting now since you broke the rule.

L: You enter the forest. There are a ton of trees, and there seems to be a TEMPLE somewhere close. you cant see clearly because of the TREEES! and you can clearly see that there is something BITING YOUR FOOT, causing 2 damage!
Armor protects you for three!
+1!
Lucius hp: 11

Right, so first things first! Take the pumpkin off the Furnasces, then spawn some items.

Wistuffly: What pumpkin? also note i said FRIDGE. you dont have a Furnasces.

Drat. Spawn some items from the fridge?

Wistuffly: you open the fridge. there's a baked chicken inside, and four green furnasces fuel. there is a hole in the fridge, too, leading to a FURNASCES!

I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMETHING OTHER THAN AN ACTUAL FRIDGE.

Eat the chicken, take the fuel, and crawl to the Furnasces. Burn three fuel for making some items.

Alright, thank you. That was what I was trying to figure out. No need to start acting all pissed.
I'll just press buttons; I'm not going to tempt fate by messing with the paintings.