Wistuffly RPG: The Revampening!

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Welcome, to the Wistuffly RPG: The Revampening! Yes my friends, the rather unpopular RPG is back! But this time with a proper plot! But the best part about said plot? I don't have to spend an hour typing it out You get to unravel it's mysteries by advancing through the game! Now, there is a base plot, but your actions can (and they inevitably will) affect how the rest of your game goes. I can't say much without spoiling what I have in store for you guys and gals. So you'll just have to find out by playing! A couple simple rules before we start though:

- No godmode! You can't travel across the world in a second. You can't turn on your everything-proof shield. You guys know all that stuff.
- Wait your turn. Until I have responded to your post, you can't post an action again. OOC Chat is fine though.

Well, that's all I've got. Now all we can do is begin! You can start by asking what your surroundings are. Enjoy!

:O look in at the metal bars, see what you saw, take the saw and cut the bucket in half, two halves make a whole and put the hole in the wall, and out i go c:

> Jay: Head back to Walter, but take a slow walk.

It's better safe than sorry.

Sakura) You know, I'm a little bit impressed really. I'm not going to allow it, but that was really clever. You get a roll of the Mystic Dice!

You've rolled a 14. The 14 grants 2 seconds of intangibility. These 2 Intangibility Seconds may be used at any time.

Jayers) You walk back to the clinic with Munchkin. You get there in about a couple minutes. Walter seems to be waiting outside of the clinic for you. "Hey Jay, I was wondering where you were," he says. "The nurse fixed me up. It doesn't hurt nearly as bad as it did before. So thanks for talking me here, I guess," Walter says. "What do you want to do now?"

SHOUT FOR A GUARD. SHOUT LIKE THE FREAKING WIND. YEAH.
If a guard comes, I'm gonna piss my pants. Hopefully piss will leak out onto the floor (and onto the guard) and sufficiently gross him out enough to get a mop or something. Or if that doesn't work, it'll at least gross Sakura out.

You shout like the wind. The sounds of wind don't seem to bother any guards.

YES! Thank you~....but what does two seconds of intangibility mean? Or just the intangibility at least.

That is for me to know, and you to find out.

Jay shrugs.
"I don't know. I just went to this general store type place and had a look around but I have no idea what they use for money here... or whether they even use it at all."
She glanced around, "Oh well, anywhere you fancy going to look?"

"I'm pretty sure they don't use money. They'll take anything, really. It's more of a barter system," Walter says. He looks back to the clinic and says, "I did pay our medical expenses with a lightbulb and some dress shoes."

Jay couldn't help but chuckle slightly, but then she sighed.
"Well I don't really have anything that would be worth bartering. Just a candycane, a hammer and a sproingshot. Places to explore wise... there's either the central castle or the public park unless you want to browse another shop..."

"I'm not sure if they'd let us into the castle. And there probably isn't anything at the park. We don't have much else to trade, either. It's up to you, really" Walter says.

Well, since my hands are freaking shackled, I suppose I'll attempt to break them, through friction, at the door bars.

You fail to break your shackles. Your anger and cynicism won't save you now,

Piss my pants. Hopefully some piss will make it's way into my inmate's cell and gross her the hell out. Or maybe it'll just gross her the hell out without going into her cell. Either way, yay for me!

(Alright, so what exactly do you have against me? I can tell fully well that it's impossible for me to make any feasibly meaningful actions with shackled hands. Yeah, I know it's a consequence of my actions, but it was flippin payback for her bonking me on the head with absolutely no prior provocation.

((I have nothing against you! It is my job to give you challenges to overcome. I make challenges for all of you to overcome. I commend you for being a much bolder player, but things such as pissing your pants aren't the wisest decisions.))

You soil your jeans. A rather disgusting puddle of urine accumulates at your feet. Your not entirely sure how the girl feels about this.