Wistuffly RPG: The Revampening!

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Welcome, to the Wistuffly RPG: The Revampening! Yes my friends, the rather unpopular RPG is back! But this time with a proper plot! But the best part about said plot? I don't have to spend an hour typing it out You get to unravel it's mysteries by advancing through the game! Now, there is a base plot, but your actions can (and they inevitably will) affect how the rest of your game goes. I can't say much without spoiling what I have in store for you guys and gals. So you'll just have to find out by playing! A couple simple rules before we start though:

- No godmode! You can't travel across the world in a second. You can't turn on your everything-proof shield. You guys know all that stuff.
- Wait your turn. Until I have responded to your post, you can't post an action again. OOC Chat is fine though.

Well, that's all I've got. Now all we can do is begin! You can start by asking what your surroundings are. Enjoy!

...since i failed that JUST DESTROY ME NOW AS WELL AS MY DIGNTY SINCE YOU LIKE TO TAKE EVERYTHING I HAVE GA-well we can't break another fourth wall cant we*sound of fourth wall breaking*....I JUST TOTALLY DID NOT DO THAT FOR FUN/REVENGE.

Congrats Gamemaster *another crash*

Now hold on here, missy. You've already broken your forth wall, which the king has confiscated. You ain't getting out of this one so easily.

Guard [1] & Guard [2] use SWIPE

9 + 9 = 18 - 1 = 0

Sakura Health = 0 // DEFEATED

You are now DEFEATED.

So, considering there are no other means of resurrection, would you like to try the Angelic Trial, or perhaps strike a deal with me?

Hey, I never said that I was going to use the fourth wall to escape....I just did it to pretty much either A) annoy you or/and B ) for fun
And don't call me missy.
First of all, what happens in the Angelic Trial?

Also how in the world does a kind take a fourth wall?

Missy) The Angelic Trial is much like court. We look upon your past actions to see if you can be accepted into angelhood. If you do pass as an Angel, you are instantly revived as you died, with no complications. If you do not, you are labeled as an Agony. You do not want to become an Agony.

AGAIN WITH THE MISSY.
Fine since I'm not sure about being marked as an Agony, so I'll strike a deal with you *grumbles*

Excellent. Off to your with you, now. The fun is just about to begin.

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You arrive back at your tower in a blinding white light. You've been transported directly to the bedroom floor. On your bed lies a note. The note reads:


On the other side of the card is a picture of the king you met once you were captured. In dark blue ink, "Defend." is written on the picture.

(Out of Character: SO THAT'S HOW IT IS YOU CHEEKY LITTLE *starts swearing saying lots of things about the said gamemaster* Yes normally I wouldn't do such a thing, even getting out of it, but this situation is perfectly alright to do such a thing. Alright I'll pretend like this character doesn't know a thing *grumbles*)
STOP CALLING ME MISSY! And I guess that doesn't include the Toucan, since he isn't a machine.
Or is he?
Anyways I go to the fridge machine and attempt to put my dice into the fridge
Assuming I have that.
-_-

Wistuffly wrote:

You flip the note over.

"And yes. Yes I did."

Inside the package, you find:

- (1) BOOTS OF GAMBADE
The Boots of Gambade allow the user enhanced jumping abilities, about x3 jumping power to be exact.

- (1) COLT REVOLVER [Wistuffly]
This revolver has been modified (by yours truly) for better or worse. The barrel has been shorted to about half of it's original size. The chamber can only hold three bullets at a time. It has a black metal frame with a wooden handle. On the wooden handle, the triangle symbol has been engraved.

- (3) REVOLVER AMMUNITION

- (1) PHOTOGRAPH [King]
A picture of the king you saw once you were captured is also in the box. In dark blue pen, "Eliminate." has been written.

"Oh my God. Thank you for all of this stuff and giving me an excuse to kill him; I really wanted to kill him anyway." Load the gun and explore the room I'm in, describing everything in a somewhat-but-not-really-cynically optimistic way.
Or if you CBA, just describe it like you normally do.

((You see, it's things like this that make me smile.))

Sakura) Fine. And yes, Toucan not included.

You then place the Quad Emerald Eagle Die into the Furrnasces, turning the dial. Items appear on the plate.

- (1) AMERICAN EAGLE POSTER
This magnificent poster harnesses the true essence of America. A bald eagle flies true through the soaring wind, fireworks and the U.S.A flag flailing with pride in the backround. Truly a work of art.

- (2) EAGLE BEER™
This fine alcoholic beverage will give you the great feeling of soaring through the wind. If you drink enough. A product of the Coca-Cola Company.

Ant) You begin by fumbling with the three bullets, putting them into the chamber. Locked and loaded. You are in your bedroom. Same stone walls, same red carpet, same bed/wardrobe/desk, just as you left it before falling down a waterfall.

(...I don't know how to respond to that. So I'm going with something good old fasioned.)
((.....Wonderful))
I look at all the useful stuff. The beer is really useful since I don't drink.
Someone really knows how to make useful things.
Since I have nothing else to do, I put the poster on the desk. I guess I'll bring the beer, just to A) Bribe someone, or B ) Hit someone on the head with it. Actually wait no don't do the beer part.

I put the boomarang on the top hand of the seesaw, and the beer on the bottom hand of the seesaw. Then after retriving the item, I go to the boarded over place.

Isn't it great? All of this fat loot, ripe for the picking.
Aren't you glad you lugged that dice around for your entire past life?
You then combine the Boomerang and Eagle Beer.

You have created the DRUNKEN EAGLE!
This fine product has obtained it's wooden frame, but the arms of the boomerang have taken shape of two eagle wings. A pattern highly similar to that of the American Flag has been painted on, but the stars have been arranged in a triangle. In flight, it flies very wobbley and shakey. Anyone hit with this Boomerang has a chance of becoming >DRUNK<.

Alright.
This i could use. But....okay fine you win.
I go to the bottom floor and examine the room.

It's still your bedroom. Bed/Desk/Wardrobe. Stone walls/floors, green carpet. Trapdoor at the side of the room. Haven't we been over this multiple times?

I know I know. I just want to attempt the trapdoor again.

You pop open the trapdoor. The stairs lead down to the ground floor. The door is wide open.