Wistuffly RPG: The Revampening!

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Welcome, to the Wistuffly RPG: The Revampening! Yes my friends, the rather unpopular RPG is back! But this time with a proper plot! But the best part about said plot? I don't have to spend an hour typing it out You get to unravel it's mysteries by advancing through the game! Now, there is a base plot, but your actions can (and they inevitably will) affect how the rest of your game goes. I can't say much without spoiling what I have in store for you guys and gals. So you'll just have to find out by playing! A couple simple rules before we start though:

- No godmode! You can't travel across the world in a second. You can't turn on your everything-proof shield. You guys know all that stuff.
- Wait your turn. Until I have responded to your post, you can't post an action again. OOC Chat is fine though.

Well, that's all I've got. Now all we can do is begin! You can start by asking what your surroundings are. Enjoy!

I look at the bars of the cell, and the lock. Also i look outside the cell.

Jayers) All kinds of produce and canned goods reside on the shelves. Apples, oranges, confections crafted by elves. We've got peaches, pineapples, and veggies for you to enjoy. Chicken wings, lima beans, even bok choy. Such a lovely assortment of foods almost brings you to tears. You notice the grey biter, who judges with a quizzical leer.

Sakura) Well. They're metal bars. 3x3 inches thick, about 3 inches apart from each bar. The lock is very locked. Outside of your cell is the one opposite of you. The boy you bonked with your boomerang sits in the cell.

> Jay: Wonder where Munchkin is.

"The bucket is covered by metal bars" Could you please elaborate?
Anyway, I'm going to take a piss on the floor outside of the cell. No, not to gross out my fellow inmate, though that's certainly a plus. No, I want to make the floor outside of the place slippery to gross out any GUARD that comes by.
And THEN, I'm going to break the bed, trying to get a plank or something to use as a weapon if a guard comes by so that I can beat him/her with it and try to take the keys.

It was a typo, but now the bucket is covered in metal bars. And, how do you plan on un-zipping your pants when your hands are shackled behind your back? Or breaking the metal bed to gain a wooden plank, for that matter.

I attempt to pick the lock with my Jade Fountain Pen. I knew this thing would be useful.

You reach your arm through the bars, barely, and jam the pen into the lock. You wiggle the pen a little bit in an attempt to pick the lock. You fail. It seems that in order to lock pick, you have to actual remember how to lock pick.

Wait a minute, I take back the pen, and I upturn the bucket with the metal bars, and attempt to climb out the narrow window.

The window is too narrow to crawl through.

SereneLittleRose wrote:

> Jay: Wonder where Munchkin is.

> Jay: Ask the Munchkin-ey Grey Biter what the currency around here is.

Sorry about that, Jayers.

Munchkin is sitting outside of the shop, barking at the clouds. You then walk up to the Grey Biter and ask about the currency,

"Chomp chompa chomp chomp, chompa chomp chompa."

> Jay: Facepalm then check the time.


Also it's fine ^^

About 20 minutes have passed since you left Walter.

Smash the window with the bucket, Bars first.

Perhaps I should have mentioned that the window is more so of an opening than an actual glass window. But the bucket is too wide to smash the narrow window anyways.