The Vending Machine

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Welcome to the vending machine! Put anything in it, anything! Perhaps you'd like to put in a television, or a quarter, or even a person, like Ripple! Who knows what you'll get? Why, the person who posts next, of course!
For example, say Alice puts a pistol into the vending machine. Bob, who is next in line, sees Alice get bullets in return! Bullets that are going at a speed of 4000 feet per second and straight at her ch-OH GOD, IS SHE DEAD?!
So, after witnessing that traumatizing event, Bob decides to play it safe and put in a... let's say a quarter.
I, being the boring person I am, find that Bob has received a candy bar in return! YAY!
So, feeling confident that Alice's fate is not mine, I shall put in my ham sandwich. What will I get in return? That's for you to decide!

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You get juice.
I insert said juice.

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You get shocked due to breaking the machine.
I insert handy manny to fix it

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DUDE. THAT'S A LOT OF POSTS FROM JUST TWO PEOPLE.
You get the charred remains of Handy Manny. Why's he charred? I don't know. Well, at least the vending machine is fixed!
I insert every single post posted on this thread.

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You get blown up due to a system overload
I insert your charred remains

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You get me, not-so-charred.
I stuff Maxiorc down the vending machine.

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You get me( told you ill be back)

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Sorry forgot.
I insert cerane wrap

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you get romatoes,lettuce,and ham.
I insert tenmillion gold rings

Subject: Re: The Vending Machine Sun Feb 10, 2013 3:40 pm

You get, all the gold rings' worth!
....In Pennies. Good luck in getting out of that pile!

I insert my computer.

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You get eliminated, due to the machine becoming emotionally aware.
I insert a homeopathic arceus

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First off, you mixed up homeopathic with sociopathic. Homeopathy is a branch of medicine.
You get me. Pissed off that you plagiarized the hell out of an amazing fanfiction (which contained Arceus) and attempted to take credit, not only for writing it, but for writing every single work that Shaded Skies made.
BTW, I PM'd him, he said he never heard of you. He said he appreciated that somebody thought his work was worth plagiarizing too, but he also said that he's one of the few and that it was better that your plagiarism was deleted.

I insert a dead Maxiorc.

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You get me back.
I would insert ants brain, but that is inexistent. So i insert venus
(Btw homeopath is the process of changing one body part to another. It is a noun

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http://www.thefreedictionary.com/homeopath
You also used a nonexistent word. Inexistent? Freaking hell.
You get the solar system.
I insert Maxiorc's solid waste.
Its other name is "Tales of Travelers", but there's no point dressing up solid waste in pink clothing.

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You get a rainbow.( im done with these arguements. Its childish.)
I insert my french teacher

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(Yeah, it was getting lame anyway. Sorry for berating you so much; I just really hate how you STOLE A FRIGGI-
Blegh. I just want to know that my fellow RPers are trying to write well instead of copying the works of others. Truce?)
You get mine. He's nice, but he doesn't teach anything. At all.
I insert Reel Big Fish (It's a ska band (search it on youtube))

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