I replace ____ with ____.

First topic message reminder :

I got this game from another forum, and it's really fun. Here's how it goes:

Basically, in each post, You replace something with another thing. Then the next poster reacts.But it has to be a not boring reaction, okay? Keep it creative.

Examples:

Poster 1:

I replace your nose with your feet and visa-versa.

Poster 2:

Now my Feet smell and my nose runs.

I replace your parents with link and zelda.

Poster 3:

Great. Now some evil person kidnaps my mother all the time, and my father has to go and save her.

I replace the next poster with milk.

And so on.

I'll start:
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I replace the next poster's arms with Latios and Latias.

High five!
I replace the internet with mashed potatoes.

And now the memes are gravy? DELICIOUS.
I replace your face with Missingno.

AHFLJOVUJAPJVOIUISP:JG){I

L KEPSECE KOUX JKITZ WKCH BXNE.

I don't knoooooooow what that says!

I replace your mom with a Magikarp.

Mom wants to fight! She uses Splash! It has no effect!

I replace poop with vanilla ice cream.

HEY CHILDREN. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME ICE CREAM? Daww... I like chocolate better T~T.

I replace your message with Obama.

Well we know how democrats work.
I replace obama with sadon husane

OH GOD HE'S HACKING ME TO BITS! (Flop/runs to the bandages.)

I replace the atmosphere with glass.