I replace ____ with ____.

First topic message reminder :

I got this game from another forum, and it's really fun. Here's how it goes:

Basically, in each post, You replace something with another thing. Then the next poster reacts.But it has to be a not boring reaction, okay? Keep it creative.

Examples:

Poster 1:

I replace your nose with your feet and visa-versa.

Poster 2:

Now my Feet smell and my nose runs.

I replace your parents with link and zelda.

Poster 3:

Great. Now some evil person kidnaps my mother all the time, and my father has to go and save her.

I replace the next poster with milk.

And so on.

I'll start:
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I replace the next poster's arms with Latios and Latias.

I don't have a little bro. |D

I replace your hands with Jello.

gsdfkkldf;fl;dsk;;dfs;nmkdfmklf.. (Great. I can't type. But when I do, it feels so wierd.)

cmcnikfbkfdibbn,.xcbmcvm,.cvcvm.. (I replace the next poster's face with the face of a geodude.)

>.< - My annoyed geodude face

I replace sleep with video game addiction.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT. I HAVE NOT SLEPT FOR 5 DAYS, INSTEAD I HAVE BEEN PLAYING VIDEO GAMES.

I replace milk with pure energy.

Hopefully it doesn't still contain lactose. It would be a shame if I had to miss out on drinking pure energy because of some meager intolerance.

I replace google with a portal.

...so now I have to use Bing?

I replaces grass with fire, fire with water, and water with grass.

CHIKORITA, USE FLAMETHROWER!!!

I replace graveyards with factories.

Now skeletons are housed in factories????

I replace your body with a nidoqueen's body.

Um...this is awkwards, 1, becuase now I'm so large, and 2. I'm a guy.

I replace your hands and feet with legendary pokemon.

Aesome. Now my right hand can use Outrage, my left hand can use Aeroblast, and my feet are two different genders!

I replace your keyboard with the Four Sword.

Now there are 3 other people almost exactly like me. And I somehow still post here...

I replace the next poster's avatar with an eevee.

*looks at my avatar* Yay.
I replace your signature with your avatar.

I don't have a sig. So what happens? I guess I have a sig.

I replace your hands with your feet.

Now I can justifiably wear shoes on my hands! YAY!

I replace the sun with the moon, and the moon with the sun.

Great. Now I'm nocturnal.

I replace your hands with guns.