Corrupted Wishing Well 2

First topic message reminder :

I'm sure most of you know this game -- make a wish, and have it come true. Problem is, the wishing well is corrupted and as such the fulfillment of the wish goes terribly awry!

To those who don't know what I'm talking about, here's the gist:
1. Grant the wish above you, making it go wrong somehow.
2. Make a wish yourself.
3. Lather, rinse, repeat.

For example:

Person 1: I wish for some sushi.

Person 2: Granted, but it seems that the fish has gone rotten, and it's given you food poisoning!
I wish for a puppy.

Person 3: Granted, but it's vicious and it tears up your furniture.
I wish I was the smartest person in the world.

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I will start.
I wish Pokemon were real.

Granted. You live on Mercury now, and starve, roast, burn, and every day is an Earth year.
I wish I had a bigger computer monitor.

Granted now the computer is cracked and you cant see anything

I wish that the world would be a better place

Granted.
A perfect world needs no internet.
:(

I wish I won the game.
The game, by the way.
XD

Granted. Now you are stuck living through the game, again and again and AGAIN.
I wish I could not suffer eternal damnation.

Granted. You are now suffering Everlasting damnation
I wish I could unsee this thing that creeps me out.

Granted. You are this thing that creeps you out. Creepy.

I, instead of doing the sensible thing and making a wish, dump the thing that creeps Sakura out (IE: Herself) into the wishing well. HAVE FUN THERE!

Sakura gets super powers and destroys you.
I wish for everything I wont, and that none of it goes wrong and none of it is boring X3
NO GOING WRONG NO BORING REMEMBER THAT XD

Granted. You have everything you wont which isn't a word so then you fall into the well drowning a slow painful death while i with super powers watch and laugh as I see you drowning slowly in the corrupted wishing well. I belive i have been reading to much creepy pastas lately...
I wish Ant was a pie.

Granted. You are forced to eat the Ant-pie and Ant slowly takes over your body from within the pie.
I wish that the next time I wish something it won't go wrong.

Granted. This isn't the next time. You fall in the well with sudds and slowly drown to death so there is no next wish.
I wish that my computer worked better.

Granted. But now it works too well. It becomes self aware, and starts destroying the world. All while programming other computers to do so too.

I wish my dog stayed a moderately young dog forever. Not as a puppy, but at her current age.

GRANTED! Yay, now she'll be cute (Or whatever) forever! Wait- OH HOLY CRAP IS THAT A TRUCK? NYUUUUUU SNUFFLES!

I wish Bangbronze would just acknowledge the ultimate truth that he is a guy.

granted, but then bangbronze turns into a girl and kill ant
I wish for everything I want, and that none of it goes wrong and none of it is boring X3
NO GOING WRONG NO BORING REMEMBER THAT XD
i know i wished a similar thing like this, but i meant to say "want" not "wont" XD

YAY!!! CONGRATULATIONS, YOU JUST RUINED THE GAME! As a result of your getting everything you want, we get extremely bored of the wishing well. This isn't about finding loopholes, this is supposed to be about having fun.
Therefore, I throw everything that Suds wants into the wishing well. The wish didn't go wrong. I went wrong.

... um okay?
i wish the game went bck to normal for ant and everyone else who plays :3