Corrupted Wishing Well 2

First topic message reminder :

I'm sure most of you know this game -- make a wish, and have it come true. Problem is, the wishing well is corrupted and as such the fulfillment of the wish goes terribly awry!

To those who don't know what I'm talking about, here's the gist:
1. Grant the wish above you, making it go wrong somehow.
2. Make a wish yourself.
3. Lather, rinse, repeat.

For example:

Person 1: I wish for some sushi.

Person 2: Granted, but it seems that the fish has gone rotten, and it's given you food poisoning!
I wish for a puppy.

Person 3: Granted, but it's vicious and it tears up your furniture.
I wish I was the smartest person in the world.

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I will start.
I wish Pokemon were real.

Granted but now they use up all the bandwith.

I wish i had a pet dragon.

Granted, but it is extremely vicious and eats you before I tame it and make it my pet.
I wish I had a very protective and affectionate pet dragon that nobody could ever harm and would live foerever.

Granted but then it becomes affectionate to me and I get a pet dragon.

I wish that America isnt in a budget crisis.

Granted, but you turn into Katniss Everdeen and North America becomes the country of Panem.
I wish that there was no such thing as a creepypasta.

Granted but then you get kidnapped by hypno

I wish that i wasnt so full.....

Granted. I hope your mom doesn't mind scooping up all of that puke!

I wish that I could understand math easier. Before destroying the very concept of mathematics with my hammer.

Granted, but you go insane because of all the strict rules.
I wish I could turn into any Pokemon.

Granted but then you get killed by a Duskinor

I wish that no one would die.

Granted, but those already dead become zombies and eat your brains before becoming fully human again.
I wish there was no such thing as a zombie.

Granted. We're now left with sparkling vampires.

I wish that the Twilight series was wiped from existence.

Granted, but you turn into Bella and live through it in real life.
I wish that this site could be done in real life, so we could make people, and turn into rhem as we act out their lifes.

Granted, but you get trapped in their lives forever. (Which may be a good thing?)

I wish there was something less cool than Wistuffly.

Granted. It's Wistuffly in an oven.

I wish that all your base are belong to us

Granted, but it turns out All your base Are belong to us is a type of explosive candy that kills you once you see it.

I wish that nothing could go wrong when i wish.

granted.................................................................................................................................................................................................................So how's your life? Kinda made a really boring wish.

I wish an endless amount of wishes